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Fantastic.
Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The thought had crossed my mind as well.
I’d love to know what Ozzie Guillen thinks about all this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If I had to pick a Bible: mzs.press/The-Deadwood...
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I wrote a little thing about "Fairytale of New York" and about hope for a better year, but mostly I wanted to share the rendition of the song played at Shane MacGowan's funeral in 2023 because it's so beautiful. Happy Christmas, I love ya baby. dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
I've got a feeling / This year's for me and you | dansinker.com
dansinker.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Wonder if anyone has that 11/3 Goober and the Peas show on tape anywhere. I believe it would be another 5-6 years before I'd see them live.
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
this is such a painful loss. my heart is broken.
“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them — words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that,...
wilwheaton.net
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I celebrate this day every year.
#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Name your favorite Tom Hanks film.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If Detroit can get a RoboCop statue then Downers Grove can get a Macho Man Randy Savage statue. machomonument.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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They're gonna French Toast his ass
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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in eighth grade I had a teacher who gave us hamlet for a few weeks and then hit play on rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, and I will never ever forget the feeling of 14yo me just going, what the FUCK
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? … Baseball!”
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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He bears himself more proudlier
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Elliott Erwitt, 1988
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Protection - Massive Attack - Protection
Our Lips are Sealed - The Go-Gos - Beauty and the Beat
Hells Bells - AC/DC - Back in Black
Cordially Invited - Goober and the Peas - The Jet Age Genius of…
Let’s Go Crazy - Prince - Purple Rain
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"At least this person isn't on my flight dressed like that," Sean Duffy, probably
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM