Paul Sims
@paulsims.com
Husband, father, former cutie pie 🥰 Rabbit dad/wrangler 🐇
Video game connoisseur 🎮 Shitcoin aficionado 💰
🤠 Dallas, Texas
🍁 Prince Edward County, Ontario
Video game connoisseur 🎮 Shitcoin aficionado 💰
🤠 Dallas, Texas
🍁 Prince Edward County, Ontario
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it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
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I think the single most chaotic decision I could make as a parent is introducing my kids to The Holiday Special before any other Star Wars.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think the single most chaotic decision I could make as a parent is introducing my kids to The Holiday Special before any other Star Wars.
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Zoo lights are fun for me because I have an astigmatism
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Zoo lights are fun for me because I have an astigmatism
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And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
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Every Friday is Black Friday if you're a goth
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every Friday is Black Friday if you're a goth
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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i want to do it. i want to drink the paint water
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i want to do it. i want to drink the paint water
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I have found the best pigeon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have found the best pigeon.
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
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Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
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There is nothing quite like the energy at a Spirit Halloween store on October 30. (And I say that having visited three of them tonight)
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There is nothing quite like the energy at a Spirit Halloween store on October 30. (And I say that having visited three of them tonight)
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o no they crossed the streams
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
o no they crossed the streams
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getting bit by one of these and becoming Apewoman, a woman with the strength of a very sick monkey
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
getting bit by one of these and becoming Apewoman, a woman with the strength of a very sick monkey
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I just hope both teams have fun.
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I just hope both teams have fun.
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wow players be like "this is how I relax after work"
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
wow players be like "this is how I relax after work"
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i know someone stole a bunch of gems of major historical and cultural significance from the louvre, and i have to ask:
has anyone checked the british museum yet?
has anyone checked the british museum yet?
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i know someone stole a bunch of gems of major historical and cultural significance from the louvre, and i have to ask:
has anyone checked the british museum yet?
has anyone checked the british museum yet?
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through