pentagran.bsky.social
@pentagran.bsky.social
Not a bot lol. Just shy with nothing to say. Probably what a bot would say though...🇳🇿🏴‍☠️
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Ok, Day 1 of social media break.

Wait, fuck..
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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We are learning entirely too much about these films and shows before they happen
January 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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doing a bad job but giving myself a treat anyway
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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2026 will be different. it will have a 6 in it where the 5 was
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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i tried to order an orange creamsicle from the garbage truck and it crushed all my fingers
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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As a pet owner, I would like more emoji options for cats and dogs!
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I have a hard time making out what the adults on Charlie brown are saying
September 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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asking my cat her secrets
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Being an adult means realizing that Tim Curry wasn’t the villain in Home Alone 2. He was actually the most responsible adult in the movie. The parents were the villains. I said what I said.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This will be the cutest thing you see all day today. ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Teams meetings are a constant struggle to pay attention and not ask about everyone’s pets who appear on screen.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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i tuck my cat into his own little blanket because i am a mother
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Kissed my dog on the paw like she's a fair maiden.

(She is in fact a fair maiden)
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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what a lovely video of a cute animal

be a shame if somebody were to ... put dogshit music over it
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM