Weird Al Swearengen
@peterlynn.bsky.social
Not the kite guy. (He/him)
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this definitely has an unusual amount of Lovecraft energy for a trophy
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
this definitely has an unusual amount of Lovecraft energy for a trophy
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FIFA's "peace prize" looking like a bunch of demons dragging Earth into the pits of Hell is maybe a *little* too on-the-nose.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
FIFA's "peace prize" looking like a bunch of demons dragging Earth into the pits of Hell is maybe a *little* too on-the-nose.
I like how this makes it sound like Peter Green’s band was already called Fleetwood Mac when he invited Mick Fleetwood and John McVie to join. “Guys, I have an opportunity for you that just makes sense for everybody.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I like how this makes it sound like Peter Green’s band was already called Fleetwood Mac when he invited Mick Fleetwood and John McVie to join. “Guys, I have an opportunity for you that just makes sense for everybody.”
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It drives me nuts. The whole point of the scene is exactly the opposite of how it was chopped up and used in online discourse! It's almost like sometimes the internet is wrong.
So I ended up doing exactly this (well not every episode but...) and it's not pointed out often enough that almost everybody uses this meme wrong. (Don is intensely jealous of / threatened by Ginsberg and thinks about him constantly!)
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It drives me nuts. The whole point of the scene is exactly the opposite of how it was chopped up and used in online discourse! It's almost like sometimes the internet is wrong.
Yes, I give you permission to hate-download a pirated copy of ‘American Canto’
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Yes, I give you permission to hate-download a pirated copy of ‘American Canto’
Free retort you can use on hecklers: “Hey, I don’t come down to where you work and slap the turds out of your mouth.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Free retort you can use on hecklers: “Hey, I don’t come down to where you work and slap the turds out of your mouth.”
I’ve been telling people for years that John Slattery prepared for this scene by actually eating bad oysters, and now I look like a fool.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve been telling people for years that John Slattery prepared for this scene by actually eating bad oysters, and now I look like a fool.
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
How mad do you think Morrissey was when he saw that Metric had titled a song “Patriarch on a Vespa” before he thought to do it?
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How mad do you think Morrissey was when he saw that Metric had titled a song “Patriarch on a Vespa” before he thought to do it?
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billboard: hey look at me
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
April 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
billboard: hey look at me
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
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One of the very few things I don’t like about Bluesky is that there are currently less than a dozen search results here for “Grunge Frasier.”
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
Grunge Frasier - Black Hole Sons
Frasier’s evening plans are ruined; Martin offers an unhelpful alternative. Frasier, Niles, Martin, Gil: Jon Blair Daphne: Jocelyn Geddie Opening Guitar: RJ Satchithananthan
youtu.be
June 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
One of the very few things I don’t like about Bluesky is that there are currently less than a dozen search results here for “Grunge Frasier.”
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
This will not stand. In honour of my brother Jon, who created it and who is not on Bluesky, here’s “Grunge Frasier.” youtu.be/jl1vN-3jiT4
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Shout-out to the one old white lady clashing cymbals in the Falun Dafa marching band, my favorite part of the Markham Santa Claus parade every year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Shout-out to the one old white lady clashing cymbals in the Falun Dafa marching band, my favorite part of the Markham Santa Claus parade every year.
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
That feeling of relief when plans get postponed
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
That feeling of relief when plans get postponed
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You will SIT down and you will FINISH your dinner and you will
October 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You will SIT down and you will FINISH your dinner and you will
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
People at Costco love to see a woman walking around with absolutely nothing and a man right behind her with a full cart and deciding that they’re not together and attempting to cut in between them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
People at Costco love to see a woman walking around with absolutely nothing and a man right behind her with a full cart and deciding that they’re not together and attempting to cut in between them.
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
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GARLIC ARCHIE IS HERE!
December 1, 2023 at 6:24 PM
GARLIC ARCHIE IS HERE!
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Ranking the best of Star Wars:
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ranking the best of Star Wars:
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
1.) Andor
2.) Any SW movie when you’re 8 years old
3.) Knights of the Old Republic
4.) Knights of the Old Republic II
5.) Tattered Star Wars expanded universe paperback you found for $1
6.) Empire Strikes Back
7.) A New Hope
8.) Christmas in the Stars holiday album
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take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
Right now someone at Saturday Night Live is on the phone with Ramy Youssef trying to get him into tomorrow’s cold open again.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Right now someone at Saturday Night Live is on the phone with Ramy Youssef trying to get him into tomorrow’s cold open again.