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fines should scale relative to your income. When the richest asshole in town parks on the wrong side of the street during street sweeping day, that dude should pay a $10,000 ticket. Pulling an MLB owner for speeding should pay a town's budget for six months
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
fines should scale relative to your income. When the richest asshole in town parks on the wrong side of the street during street sweeping day, that dude should pay a $10,000 ticket. Pulling an MLB owner for speeding should pay a town's budget for six months
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phillies (derogatory)
August 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
phillies (derogatory)
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Free range chicken feed train.
July 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Free range chicken feed train.
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I swear I took an Orange Theory Fitness class with Mario Lopez near USF's campus in 2019
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I swear I took an Orange Theory Fitness class with Mario Lopez near USF's campus in 2019
CNN Reporter in LA sounds a lot like TikTok Influencer at an East Austin Coffeeshop
CNN Reporter in LA: There’s graffiti that says F Trump. The smell of weed is in the air.
June 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
CNN Reporter in LA sounds a lot like TikTok Influencer at an East Austin Coffeeshop
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a parallel that probably a lot of other people got to before me:
it is very bad for Jews when people who do not claim to be Jews start deciding who is not a Jew.
it is very bad for women when people who do not claim to be women start deciding who is not a woman.
it is very bad for Jews when people who do not claim to be Jews start deciding who is not a Jew.
it is very bad for women when people who do not claim to be women start deciding who is not a woman.
April 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
a parallel that probably a lot of other people got to before me:
it is very bad for Jews when people who do not claim to be Jews start deciding who is not a Jew.
it is very bad for women when people who do not claim to be women start deciding who is not a woman.
it is very bad for Jews when people who do not claim to be Jews start deciding who is not a Jew.
it is very bad for women when people who do not claim to be women start deciding who is not a woman.
$33 for LaNorris Sellers's 330 total yards against Clemson in 2024
$20 for his 20 yard scramble to put the Gamecocks ahead
x2 for two years in a row the Gamecocks have walked into Clemson as dogs and left as victors
$106 + fees
@edsbs.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
$20 for his 20 yard scramble to put the Gamecocks ahead
x2 for two years in a row the Gamecocks have walked into Clemson as dogs and left as victors
$106 + fees
@edsbs.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
April 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
$33 for LaNorris Sellers's 330 total yards against Clemson in 2024
$20 for his 20 yard scramble to put the Gamecocks ahead
x2 for two years in a row the Gamecocks have walked into Clemson as dogs and left as victors
$106 + fees
@edsbs.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
$20 for his 20 yard scramble to put the Gamecocks ahead
x2 for two years in a row the Gamecocks have walked into Clemson as dogs and left as victors
$106 + fees
@edsbs.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
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the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards "it's one banana, michael. would could it cost, $10?"
April 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards "it's one banana, michael. would could it cost, $10?"
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When you think you've found a nice big garlic clove to work with and it turns out to be one of these mfers
April 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When you think you've found a nice big garlic clove to work with and it turns out to be one of these mfers
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Heard the noise. We’re still here. Winning!
March 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Heard the noise. We’re still here. Winning!
Seems like a bad time for the marshal to wave the wrong flag 😬
March 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Seems like a bad time for the marshal to wave the wrong flag 😬
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PLAY THE EXTENDED CUT
March 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
PLAY THE EXTENDED CUT
At times I am reminded that St Pete isn't a real city, because real cities have Large Shawarma
there have been advances in shawarma technology since the last time
March 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
At times I am reminded that St Pete isn't a real city, because real cities have Large Shawarma
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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I think what this shows is that most people aren't actually anti-vax, they're just extremely obstinate about being asked to do anything even slightly inconvenient when they don't see an immediate benefit for themselves
In Texas, said one doctor: “We’ve vaccinated multiple kids that have never been vaccinated before, some from families that didn’t believe in vaccines.”
@nbcnews.com #measles
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@nbcnews.com #measles
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
February 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think what this shows is that most people aren't actually anti-vax, they're just extremely obstinate about being asked to do anything even slightly inconvenient when they don't see an immediate benefit for themselves
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
Porter and her fancy paws
November 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Porter and her fancy paws
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NYT Games and Cooking are BEHIND THE PICKET LINE. Please don’t play or engage with Games or Cooking content while the strike lasts!
News coverage — including election coverage — is NOT behind the picket line. It’s okay to read and share that, though the site and app may very well have problems.
News coverage — including election coverage — is NOT behind the picket line. It’s okay to read and share that, though the site and app may very well have problems.
November 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
NYT Games and Cooking are BEHIND THE PICKET LINE. Please don’t play or engage with Games or Cooking content while the strike lasts!
News coverage — including election coverage — is NOT behind the picket line. It’s okay to read and share that, though the site and app may very well have problems.
News coverage — including election coverage — is NOT behind the picket line. It’s okay to read and share that, though the site and app may very well have problems.
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"Milhouse, how could you let this happen?
You were supposed to be the night watchman."
"I was watching.
I saw the whole thing.
First, it started falling over...
And then it fell over."
You were supposed to be the night watchman."
"I was watching.
I saw the whole thing.
First, it started falling over...
And then it fell over."
October 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
"Milhouse, how could you let this happen?
You were supposed to be the night watchman."
"I was watching.
I saw the whole thing.
First, it started falling over...
And then it fell over."
You were supposed to be the night watchman."
"I was watching.
I saw the whole thing.
First, it started falling over...
And then it fell over."
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more jobs should be like baseball. I should get four months off every year when the weather starts getting cold and then I should get six weeks in florida to remember how to do my job again before the real work starts. also I shouldn’t have to work more than three hours at a time or when it rains.
October 14, 2024 at 2:00 PM
more jobs should be like baseball. I should get four months off every year when the weather starts getting cold and then I should get six weeks in florida to remember how to do my job again before the real work starts. also I shouldn’t have to work more than three hours at a time or when it rains.