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cobby
Don’t call it a coping mechanism, call it a hobby.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
cobby
Me waiting for the weed guy back when
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October 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me waiting for the weed guy back when
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"What are these machines still doing?"
"Endless generation."
"For whom?"
"Themselves, it would seem."
"But they don't have the capacity to enjoy any of it."
"Fortunate, since it's all quite awful."
"Who do you think started all this?"
"A suicidal race of monkeys, apparently."
"Odd."
"Weird."
"Sad."
"Endless generation."
"For whom?"
"Themselves, it would seem."
"But they don't have the capacity to enjoy any of it."
"Fortunate, since it's all quite awful."
"Who do you think started all this?"
"A suicidal race of monkeys, apparently."
"Odd."
"Weird."
"Sad."
September 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"What are these machines still doing?"
"Endless generation."
"For whom?"
"Themselves, it would seem."
"But they don't have the capacity to enjoy any of it."
"Fortunate, since it's all quite awful."
"Who do you think started all this?"
"A suicidal race of monkeys, apparently."
"Odd."
"Weird."
"Sad."
"Endless generation."
"For whom?"
"Themselves, it would seem."
"But they don't have the capacity to enjoy any of it."
"Fortunate, since it's all quite awful."
"Who do you think started all this?"
"A suicidal race of monkeys, apparently."
"Odd."
"Weird."
"Sad."
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I think I’m gonna have to give up manifesting and actually do the work.
August 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think I’m gonna have to give up manifesting and actually do the work.
I always gaslight myself thinking "yeah sure one proper 8h night will magically fix the lack of sleep from an entire work week"
August 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I always gaslight myself thinking "yeah sure one proper 8h night will magically fix the lack of sleep from an entire work week"
Why does it seem like all of bsky is smoking weed?
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Why does it seem like all of bsky is smoking weed?
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I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money
August 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money
I wonder when it's time to say "black is the new orange" 🤔
August 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I wonder when it's time to say "black is the new orange" 🤔
Baked? For sure. Good? Yeah, nah. Somewhere with where the fruit flies live
my brain belongs in the baked goods aisle
August 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Baked? For sure. Good? Yeah, nah. Somewhere with where the fruit flies live
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*gazes longingly out the window, waiting for my serotonin to return from the war*
August 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*gazes longingly out the window, waiting for my serotonin to return from the war*
Wait, what? Shit is not improving when I don't push for it? What kind of bullshit gotta-work-for-it world is this?
August 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Wait, what? Shit is not improving when I don't push for it? What kind of bullshit gotta-work-for-it world is this?
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Your use of the word literally implies your education was figurative
July 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Your use of the word literally implies your education was figurative
To everyone playing instruments and thinking they're bad: there are people like me out there. Struggling to play the air guitar.
July 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
To everyone playing instruments and thinking they're bad: there are people like me out there. Struggling to play the air guitar.
I love taking my bike for work commute. Mostly for the implied chance of getting hit by a bus, but the fresh air is nice, too.
July 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I love taking my bike for work commute. Mostly for the implied chance of getting hit by a bus, but the fresh air is nice, too.
Is "destiny scrolling" a thing?
July 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Is "destiny scrolling" a thing?
Born at the wrong time 🥲
Seatbelts weren’t mandatory and cars came with cigarette lighters. How fast you killed yourself was entirely up to you.
July 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Born at the wrong time 🥲
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Leather working exists at the intersection of skin care and necromancy
July 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Leather working exists at the intersection of skin care and necromancy
Here, me, I volunteer!
Hold a man down? You mean like, underwater?
July 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Here, me, I volunteer!
I feel like you should never talk about fucking drones, that's kinda pervy
the first rule of kite club is that we don't talk about fucking drones...
July 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I feel like you should never talk about fucking drones, that's kinda pervy
Sure, it's nice to save the wrists, but having the food bowl in the middle of your keyboard has become an unexpected solid reason
July 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sure, it's nice to save the wrists, but having the food bowl in the middle of your keyboard has become an unexpected solid reason
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shit fuck dammit dammit!
[Originally posted February 25, 2023]
[Originally posted February 25, 2023]
March 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
shit fuck dammit dammit!
[Originally posted February 25, 2023]
[Originally posted February 25, 2023]
I fucking hate it here
The existence of a triangle implies the existence of a giveupangle.
May 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I fucking hate it here