Gertrude Lastname
@pllkcc.bsky.social
Shine on you crazy diamond
I don't respond to DMs
I don't respond to DMs
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Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
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Gosh, what is in those Epstein files that Trump had to kidnap a foreign president and publicly plot to invade Greenland just to distract the American public?
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Gosh, what is in those Epstein files that Trump had to kidnap a foreign president and publicly plot to invade Greenland just to distract the American public?
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Sure you can invite more people to the plans we made two months ago. The more the merrier. Also I'm not going now
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sure you can invite more people to the plans we made two months ago. The more the merrier. Also I'm not going now
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Found a better recipe, sorry about that. I suggest using all butter instead of half butter and half shortening, but you do you.
#recipe
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tris...
#recipe
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tris...
Snickerdoodles
Get Snickerdoodles Recipe from Food Network
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December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Found a better recipe, sorry about that. I suggest using all butter instead of half butter and half shortening, but you do you.
#recipe
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tris...
#recipe
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tris...
Our president is crazy. Among other things.
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Our president is crazy. Among other things.
Just got yelled at because my dog sniffed a neighbor's tree. He told us we can't walk on his sidewalk any more. I can't help that my dog is a squirrel hunter. He was born that way.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just got yelled at because my dog sniffed a neighbor's tree. He told us we can't walk on his sidewalk any more. I can't help that my dog is a squirrel hunter. He was born that way.
Yessss
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yessss
I'm old enough to remember when you could only buy Chick-fil-A from inside of a mall
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm old enough to remember when you could only buy Chick-fil-A from inside of a mall
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy fourseasonstotallandscapingday!!
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Happy fourseasonstotallandscapingday!!
Thank you California! From a blue dot Texan ❤️
BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Thank you California! From a blue dot Texan ❤️
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The word is a vampire.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The word is a vampire.
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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I agree with people the most when I want them to stop talking.
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I agree with people the most when I want them to stop talking.
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I'm sorry... Why does the white house need a ballroom?
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm sorry... Why does the white house need a ballroom?
Hot dog, I love this 😂
[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hot dog, I love this 😂
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Double checking there were no violent insurrections, beating up of cops, pro-Nazi shirts, and smearing of shit in state Capitols today across the country during the massive NO KINGS protests, right?
Because that's what Trump supporters did on January 6th to overthrow a free and fair election.
Because that's what Trump supporters did on January 6th to overthrow a free and fair election.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Double checking there were no violent insurrections, beating up of cops, pro-Nazi shirts, and smearing of shit in state Capitols today across the country during the massive NO KINGS protests, right?
Because that's what Trump supporters did on January 6th to overthrow a free and fair election.
Because that's what Trump supporters did on January 6th to overthrow a free and fair election.
I hate how I can't tell if someone is typing Al or AI.
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I hate how I can't tell if someone is typing Al or AI.
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Cancer: You will be the worst possible version of yourself today, but no one will notice the difference.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Cancer: You will be the worst possible version of yourself today, but no one will notice the difference.
The two parties are NOT the same. Sick of hearing that. Dems would never do this.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Education Department employees surprised to find their email automatically changed to blame Democrats for shutdown
Five furloughed employees told NBC News they had put up nonpartisan out-of-office messages, only to see they were changed — without their permission — to partisan ones.
www.nbcnews.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The two parties are NOT the same. Sick of hearing that. Dems would never do this.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Portland is not war ravaged.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Portland is not war ravaged.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
Chicago doesn’t need to be “saved”.
Undocumented immigrants do not qualify for Medicaid.
People should not have to “prove they matter” to get healthcare.
ICE should not be allowed to cover their faces.
This shutdown is being done to save healthcare.
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i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant 😞
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant 😞
Gonna go make my dog commit a felony so he doesn't get raptured
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Gonna go make my dog commit a felony so he doesn't get raptured