Poetic Universal Friend
@poetfriend.bsky.social
Poet, punk, friend
they/them
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I have no clue what to do on the Saturdays that don't have tumblewords. I feel like a lost puppy. A sad wet kitten. What do I do without my poetry friends‽
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have no clue what to do on the Saturdays that don't have tumblewords. I feel like a lost puppy. A sad wet kitten. What do I do without my poetry friends‽
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Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
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It's a tailor swift.
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's a tailor swift.
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![Comic. [Person running on a giant round toward a pole vaulting crossbar; a long pole bent in an arch from the ground, over the crossbar, to the ground again, with person climbing it upside down over the crossbar; person runs to catch up with a long poll rolled into a circle and tied that is rolling toward the crossbar, jumps to catch it, hanging off as it spins, and then is flung over the crossbar when it approaches.] [caption] Fun fact: There are no limits on the length or diameter of the pole in pole vault.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigiodbgg6uit2nyaztgy2e3cfss2e4emtlwpawyjxlekqqnhhxlj4@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade
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"placeholder text" "concept art" either the temporary thing you put in matters to the process, in which case you need to get a human to work on it, or it doesn't, in which case you can just as easily put a bright pink rectangle that says PLACEHOLDER in and save everyone time and effort
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"placeholder text" "concept art" either the temporary thing you put in matters to the process, in which case you need to get a human to work on it, or it doesn't, in which case you can just as easily put a bright pink rectangle that says PLACEHOLDER in and save everyone time and effort
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I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
Health insurance doesn't actually insure your health. It is instead a system in which you exchange money for misery.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Health insurance doesn't actually insure your health. It is instead a system in which you exchange money for misery.
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tom brady has been better as an announcer this year. am i saying that because he used the phrase piss missile? I'm not saying it _just_ because he used the word piss missile.
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
tom brady has been better as an announcer this year. am i saying that because he used the phrase piss missile? I'm not saying it _just_ because he used the word piss missile.
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Who could even argue. Good, fine work by the dictionary people
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Who could even argue. Good, fine work by the dictionary people
Don't call yourself an audiophile unless you have one of these.
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Don't call yourself an audiophile unless you have one of these.
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When I hear AI proponents say things like "I can't wait to put in one prompt and get a new season of my favorite show," I don't know how to begin explaining that can't happen with how these things work.
It's like going into IKEA and said "I can't wait to get the wardrobe that takes me to Narnia."
It's like going into IKEA and said "I can't wait to get the wardrobe that takes me to Narnia."
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When I hear AI proponents say things like "I can't wait to put in one prompt and get a new season of my favorite show," I don't know how to begin explaining that can't happen with how these things work.
It's like going into IKEA and said "I can't wait to get the wardrobe that takes me to Narnia."
It's like going into IKEA and said "I can't wait to get the wardrobe that takes me to Narnia."
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The inaugural "Mark Zuckerberg Awards for Most Expensive Boondoggle" goes to...
MARK ZUCKERBERG
for Meta Horizon Worlds
...guess it just didn't have legs. 🥁
MARK ZUCKERBERG
for Meta Horizon Worlds
...guess it just didn't have legs. 🥁
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The inaugural "Mark Zuckerberg Awards for Most Expensive Boondoggle" goes to...
MARK ZUCKERBERG
for Meta Horizon Worlds
...guess it just didn't have legs. 🥁
MARK ZUCKERBERG
for Meta Horizon Worlds
...guess it just didn't have legs. 🥁
What if we tricked business brain people into thinking caring for your employees is sexy?
They love acronyms right?
ROI and that shit?
We've gotta make new ones like PALW (Percent Above Living Wage) and EQoL (Employee Quality of Life).
They love acronyms right?
ROI and that shit?
We've gotta make new ones like PALW (Percent Above Living Wage) and EQoL (Employee Quality of Life).
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What if we tricked business brain people into thinking caring for your employees is sexy?
They love acronyms right?
ROI and that shit?
We've gotta make new ones like PALW (Percent Above Living Wage) and EQoL (Employee Quality of Life).
They love acronyms right?
ROI and that shit?
We've gotta make new ones like PALW (Percent Above Living Wage) and EQoL (Employee Quality of Life).
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
You've gotta do your pencil sketching before you ink in the final drawing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You've gotta do your pencil sketching before you ink in the final drawing.
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I'm thankful for the illogical amount of food I'm about to consume.
Fuck the pilgrims.
Make Thanksgiving about family and food.
Fuck the pilgrims.
Make Thanksgiving about family and food.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm thankful for the illogical amount of food I'm about to consume.
Fuck the pilgrims.
Make Thanksgiving about family and food.
Fuck the pilgrims.
Make Thanksgiving about family and food.
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM