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Brendan
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Spokane's biggest Dishonored 2 fan.
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I have a curator page on Steam where I suggest games I like. Maybe have a look next time there's a big sale.

store.steampowered.com/curator/3420...
Steam Curator: Brendan Likes Video Games
Games I recommend you buy when they're on sale.
store.steampowered.com
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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all these people trying to teach me how to greet aliens are really Martian my hello
August 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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when i die i want to donate my body to science and by "science" yes, i do mean skull catapults.
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Feel old yet?
Skyrim can legally vote.
StarCraft 2 was released two decades ago.
GTA 3 was in black and white.
The first E3 is no longer in living memory.
Toru Iwatani had the idea for Pac-Man while splitting a pizza with Alan Turing.
December 23, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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A modern staging of Agamemnon where the chorus is referred to as “chat.”
December 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
December 10, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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not to be outdone, Mario pledges to eat ‘one of the bad mushrooms’ and then firebomb a Macy’s
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Can't believe the Mariners didn't get Soto. Our offer of sixty bucks, stock in eight tech startups and a hot dog covered in cream cheese just wasn't appealing enough. Should've thrown in all-you-can-eat grasshoppers. #JuanSoto #Mariners #Mets #MLB
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Books.
December 8, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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I woke up, made some coffee, and immediately edited a 7 year old viral video into a 28 year old Ace Of Base song.
November 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I have a curator page on Steam where I suggest games I like. Maybe have a look next time there's a big sale.

store.steampowered.com/curator/3420...
Steam Curator: Brendan Likes Video Games
Games I recommend you buy when they're on sale.
store.steampowered.com
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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spotted this at a bookstore the other day
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM