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I'm here to howl into the void, not to build an audience. If I follow you, it's because you posted something great.
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I'm here to troll and shitpost, and occasionally opine to the void. I have zero interest in building an audience.
If I follow you, it's because you posted something great. If you follow me, and I'm not already following you, expect to be blocked immediately.
If I follow you, it's because you posted something great. If you follow me, and I'm not already following you, expect to be blocked immediately.
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
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I feel like the original 1982 Conan should have spawned a trend where every action hero has to explain what they think is best in life.
I want Batman, James Bond, Spider-Man, Blade, Jason Bourne and Lara Croft to be asked to expound their theory of human happiness.
I want Batman, James Bond, Spider-Man, Blade, Jason Bourne and Lara Croft to be asked to expound their theory of human happiness.
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I feel like the original 1982 Conan should have spawned a trend where every action hero has to explain what they think is best in life.
I want Batman, James Bond, Spider-Man, Blade, Jason Bourne and Lara Croft to be asked to expound their theory of human happiness.
I want Batman, James Bond, Spider-Man, Blade, Jason Bourne and Lara Croft to be asked to expound their theory of human happiness.
Seriously with the AI bullshit @firefox.com ? You know we don't want this. You know we're going to bail to a fork. You look like desperate, trend-chasing, tone-deaf techbro idiots right now.
Get your head straight.
Get your head straight.
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Seriously with the AI bullshit @firefox.com ? You know we don't want this. You know we're going to bail to a fork. You look like desperate, trend-chasing, tone-deaf techbro idiots right now.
Get your head straight.
Get your head straight.
Madurdo is the new Gaddafi. Not even a year in and they're back to the 1980s playbook.
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Madurdo is the new Gaddafi. Not even a year in and they're back to the 1980s playbook.
I finally get it. Mass shooters are just America's version of suicide bombers.
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I finally get it. Mass shooters are just America's version of suicide bombers.
I'm watching "HyperNormaliation" (on the recommendation of one of @hotdogsladies.bsky.social's podcasts), and I'm blown away by this thing. It's like the history I've lived through finally has an explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm watching "HyperNormaliation" (on the recommendation of one of @hotdogsladies.bsky.social's podcasts), and I'm blown away by this thing. It's like the history I've lived through finally has an explanation.
Someone should run on this platform, just to see what happens. They'll vote for anything these days, so let's have fun with it and get weird.
If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Someone should run on this platform, just to see what happens. They'll vote for anything these days, so let's have fun with it and get weird.
That number seems suspiciously low, Harry. Which three didn't you use? No AOL account, fine. But I find it hard to believe you missed out on the rest. Surely, you didn't skip the waterbed fad.
17 here.
Perfect score of 20 for myself. What about YOU? #OldAsDirt
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
That number seems suspiciously low, Harry. Which three didn't you use? No AOL account, fine. But I find it hard to believe you missed out on the rest. Surely, you didn't skip the waterbed fad.
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Millennials sitting on a pile of mid-priced causal dining restaurant chains' skulls
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Millennials sitting on a pile of mid-priced causal dining restaurant chains' skulls
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Me: Damn, it's cold out
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: Damn, it's cold out
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
Jim, the guy who got to first base with a witch: You know what it reminds me of
Me (sighs): What does it remind you of, Jim
Hey #tech nerds, is there an easy way to make my website turn off at night? Or just automatically switch onto a static "Closed" page from 5pm to 9am?
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey #tech nerds, is there an easy way to make my website turn off at night? Or just automatically switch onto a static "Closed" page from 5pm to 9am?
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PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
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“California Love” turns 30 today
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“California Love” turns 30 today
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
The tragedy here is that generative A.I. does have many legitimate use cases. It will absolutely transform some parts of the economy, and become a welcome and helpful part of everyday life for countless people ... eventually.
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The tragedy here is that generative A.I. does have many legitimate use cases. It will absolutely transform some parts of the economy, and become a welcome and helpful part of everyday life for countless people ... eventually.
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
What's happening today has almost nothing to do with that. It's about 1/
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Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
Really digging the new Democratic catchphrase "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."
i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Really digging the new Democratic catchphrase "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."
OpenAI is testing running ads inside ChatGPT. The bubble is about to pop.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
OpenAI is testing running ads inside ChatGPT. The bubble is about to pop.
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass, Charlie Brown.
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, Charlie Brown.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for”, Charlie Brown. I agree with the second part.
They don't make Sunday, Charlie Brown. Because of God.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, Charlie Brown.
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.