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Just a guy trying to get the good ending.
"Enjoy every sandwich." - Warren Zevon
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if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Chop the Dog deserves more love and respect than Charlie fucking Kirk ever will.
October 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
theonion.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"
Trump says he’s ordering the release of all government records on Amelia Earhart.
September 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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If you're the naked guy driving on 279 right now, the cops are too busy to look for you. Be free, King.
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Cartoon ass country
September 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.

Two genders - male, and political.

Two religions - Christian, and political.

Two races - white, and political.
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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"Everything we've been doing for the past 30 years was a kind of warm-up for the moment we're in."

Jeffrey Goldberg interviews the Dropkick Murphys front man Ken Casey about punk, politics, and Donald Trump:
Ken Casey: ‘I’m Not Going to Shut Up’
A conversation with the Dropkick Murphys front man about punk, politics, and Donald Trump
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July 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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If anyone reading this is so fucking stupid as to think this meant for immigrants there is zero hope for you.
July 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
theonion.com/peter-t...
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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When I see Elon Musk and Trump insulting each other I don’t think “Haha yes” I think “those men shut down soup kitchens and many babies and children died as a result”
July 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "If you look before January 20, and even after January 20, the men & women of ICE did not have to have masks on their face. Me personally, I don't want those officers having to wear masks bc it's hot, it's dangerous. But ICE agents are being doxxed at a horrible rate"
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Pigs gonna pig.
Las Vegas police immediately arrest two livestreamers when one of them insults an officer after an anti-ICE protest ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me."
June 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Yeah it's really something to see a U.S. senator being hit with the same impossible compliance demands that the cops scream at people before shooting them during a stop
"Put your hands behind your back."

"I'm trying, you have to let go of them first."
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Can't wait for this chud to ask his "computerized superintelligence" what the meaning of life is.
June 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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nah think i will continue to do my writing and thinking in-house and not atrophy my brain to send faster emails
40 and up crew please don’t think you you won’t need AI. Learn that shit before you turn into our parents with cell phones!
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump won't even realize they're laughing at him with this.
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"Historians who specialize in the 2020s tend to agree that Rockstar's decision to push the release of GTA 6 by almost a year acted a force multiplier for the great uprising, bringing tens of millions into the streets in the fall of 2025."
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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what a brilliant and definitely useful technology
April 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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"Eradicated"

My family remembers hearing this in the original Turkish
Homan: "We're gonna target every foreign national public safety threat in this country. We won't rest until every single one of them are eradicated from this country."
April 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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HAPPENING NOW: At the federal courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland, Judge Paula Xinis is set to begin a hearing on the government’s efforts – or lack thereof – to “facilitate” the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland resident who was wrongly removed to El Salvador.

Follow along for updates ⬇️
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Every tyrant in history has sought to stifle criticism of himself and his regime.

But America was founded on criticism.

American democracy was built on dissent.

Every institution, group, firm, or individual that surrenders to Trump’s wanton tyranny invites more of it.
April 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM