Purdy Compute
@purdy.bsky.social
I must not computer.
Computer is the mind-killer.
Computer is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Computer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will tur
Computer is the mind-killer.
Computer is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Computer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will tur
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You there, crumbling into dust: have you considered that you're older today than you've ever been? That you're aging at this very moment? That your juices are evaporating? What are you doing to preserve your juices? It doesn't matter. Ultimately nothing you can do can preserve it. The juice is loose
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You there, crumbling into dust: have you considered that you're older today than you've ever been? That you're aging at this very moment? That your juices are evaporating? What are you doing to preserve your juices? It doesn't matter. Ultimately nothing you can do can preserve it. The juice is loose
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We're Making The World's Hottest Mapo Tofu For Joshua Weissman Without His Knowledge
October 15, 2023 at 8:29 PM
We're Making The World's Hottest Mapo Tofu For Joshua Weissman Without His Knowledge
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christmas should have some kind of gun element to it
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
christmas should have some kind of gun element to it
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But enough about the Bible, amirite folks?
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
But enough about the Bible, amirite folks?
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I do think the X feature that shows what country/region an account posts from is inherently pretty good and should be a standard feature on every social media website.
It genuinely sucks that Elon Musk, noted shithead, is the one guy doing it.
It genuinely sucks that Elon Musk, noted shithead, is the one guy doing it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I do think the X feature that shows what country/region an account posts from is inherently pretty good and should be a standard feature on every social media website.
It genuinely sucks that Elon Musk, noted shithead, is the one guy doing it.
It genuinely sucks that Elon Musk, noted shithead, is the one guy doing it.
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
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Pro-human AI sounds like something George Carlin would have come up with in a rant
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pro-human AI sounds like something George Carlin would have come up with in a rant
I'm going to invent an apple that has zest
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm going to invent an apple that has zest
"I lost my life savings betting on the weather!" Is a well-worn sentence, but, my oh my, how the details have changed.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"I lost my life savings betting on the weather!" Is a well-worn sentence, but, my oh my, how the details have changed.
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"Pop-up headlights are dangerous for pedestrians"
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Pop-up headlights are dangerous for pedestrians"
It's dangerous to be part of this world but the danger of withdrawal is greater.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's dangerous to be part of this world but the danger of withdrawal is greater.
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i think the financial incentive to bait people into engaging with dogshit is a big part of how we got where we are.
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i think the financial incentive to bait people into engaging with dogshit is a big part of how we got where we are.
I'm unable to stop thinking about a Tesla trying to make it for a few hours in the wastelands of post apocalypse Australia
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm unable to stop thinking about a Tesla trying to make it for a few hours in the wastelands of post apocalypse Australia
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Grand Canyon's closed.
You should check out the CO national monument instead.
You should check out the CO national monument instead.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Grand Canyon's closed.
You should check out the CO national monument instead.
You should check out the CO national monument instead.
Insurance ate the world
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Insurance ate the world
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If you’re waiting for a sign to start estrogen, I am looking directly at you through the screen and saying “Do it. Yes you’re afraid. That’s okay. Do it anyways. Regardless of what they’ll think. You deserve to be happy, too.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you’re waiting for a sign to start estrogen, I am looking directly at you through the screen and saying “Do it. Yes you’re afraid. That’s okay. Do it anyways. Regardless of what they’ll think. You deserve to be happy, too.”
the social contract is an informal affair surely in many cases but is it proverbial?
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the social contract is an informal affair surely in many cases but is it proverbial?
I really hope it happens on camera
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I really hope it happens on camera
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*our* Great Oxygenation Event <->
*their* Great Oxygenation Catastrophe
*their* Great Oxygenation Catastrophe
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*our* Great Oxygenation Event <->
*their* Great Oxygenation Catastrophe
*their* Great Oxygenation Catastrophe