purring maggot
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Gateway, Inc., previously Gateway 2000, Inc., was an American computer company originally based in Iowa and South Dakota. Founded by Ted Waitt and Mike Hammond in 1985, the company developed, manufactured, supported, and marketed a wide range of personal c
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I think your Pokémon trainer's bones and tissues should be simulated like in Dwarf Fortress
April 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think your Pokémon trainer's bones and tissues should be simulated like in Dwarf Fortress
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On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl
March 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl
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stop using the Crescendo 2. The pussy game is too strong. It thirst for the blood of innocent men
March 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
stop using the Crescendo 2. The pussy game is too strong. It thirst for the blood of innocent men
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public health issues are an issue of flesh transcendence. those in power want you to be condemned to the weaknesses of your birth configuration while they are not. they wish to trap you in a weakened form to strengthen themselves. while you wish to live beyond your limitations
February 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
public health issues are an issue of flesh transcendence. those in power want you to be condemned to the weaknesses of your birth configuration while they are not. they wish to trap you in a weakened form to strengthen themselves. while you wish to live beyond your limitations
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These spam emails are so awkward 🙄
January 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
These spam emails are so awkward 🙄
never complain about how bad computers are and say "and DON'T tell me to install linux!" i installed arch and 5 months later i just click the button that plays games. completely forgotten how to use the computer, its like living inside of a machine that automatically jacks you off for free
November 29, 2024 at 7:54 PM
never complain about how bad computers are and say "and DON'T tell me to install linux!" i installed arch and 5 months later i just click the button that plays games. completely forgotten how to use the computer, its like living inside of a machine that automatically jacks you off for free
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Urine should exit your body at 175,000 miles an hour and the force should blow you backwards through a wall
October 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Urine should exit your body at 175,000 miles an hour and the force should blow you backwards through a wall
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winter is coming and you know what that means . ur gonna start thinking “when i was a kid the world was more vibrant like literally the saturation seemed higher” and bitch first of all ur thinking of windows 7 & the Wii & second of all ur mind gonna be blown in the spring when all the leaves are new
October 5, 2024 at 10:02 PM
winter is coming and you know what that means . ur gonna start thinking “when i was a kid the world was more vibrant like literally the saturation seemed higher” and bitch first of all ur thinking of windows 7 & the Wii & second of all ur mind gonna be blown in the spring when all the leaves are new
i thought that installing arch linux would change my life in some kind of transcendent spiritual way but its more or less exactly the same as using the computer
September 1, 2024 at 7:27 PM
i thought that installing arch linux would change my life in some kind of transcendent spiritual way but its more or less exactly the same as using the computer
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mistakenly identified a mason bee as a carpenter bee and now their union is up my ass
May 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
mistakenly identified a mason bee as a carpenter bee and now their union is up my ass
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I wish I could brush my teeth for 16 hours a day but somebody’s got to put food on the table
May 13, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I wish I could brush my teeth for 16 hours a day but somebody’s got to put food on the table
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Glad I made the trek last night to capture this crazy shot. Nature truly does surround us everywhere!
May 11, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Glad I made the trek last night to capture this crazy shot. Nature truly does surround us everywhere!
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jack dorsey gave himself an eating disorder so he could wear Rick Owens
May 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
jack dorsey gave himself an eating disorder so he could wear Rick Owens
i found this toad in the park by almost dropping my phone on it
May 10, 2024 at 12:07 AM
i found this toad in the park by almost dropping my phone on it
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(Del in that Gorillaz song voice) Finally, someone sucked me off in a cave
May 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
(Del in that Gorillaz song voice) Finally, someone sucked me off in a cave
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if you die, get your ashes stored in ceramic dog vessel. looks like dog ash, throws off ash hunters.
May 3, 2024 at 4:37 PM
if you die, get your ashes stored in ceramic dog vessel. looks like dog ash, throws off ash hunters.
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Dr. Mario entering the exam room for 12 seconds and wordlessly prescribing me a massive blue and yellow capsule before leaving for an all-inclusive karting weekend provided by BluYellow PharmaCo. The toad at reception tells me this will cost 475 gold coins.
April 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Dr. Mario entering the exam room for 12 seconds and wordlessly prescribing me a massive blue and yellow capsule before leaving for an all-inclusive karting weekend provided by BluYellow PharmaCo. The toad at reception tells me this will cost 475 gold coins.