Qryztinkerer
@qryztinker.bsky.social
Transferring all my anger and upsetment to Windows 11 rn because it deserves it. Enshittification exemplar.
January 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Transferring all my anger and upsetment to Windows 11 rn because it deserves it. Enshittification exemplar.
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Hot potato leek soup is a tasty treat on a cold day. It comes to us due to the hard work of farm workers like these Central Coast farm workers who have spent their 8-hour day on their knees harvesting this tasty vegetable. #WeFeedYou
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Hot potato leek soup is a tasty treat on a cold day. It comes to us due to the hard work of farm workers like these Central Coast farm workers who have spent their 8-hour day on their knees harvesting this tasty vegetable. #WeFeedYou
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I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
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In Icelandic folklore there is a giant, fearsome black cat known as the Yule cat. He strikes fear into the hearts of the villagers...kinda like this
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December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In Icelandic folklore there is a giant, fearsome black cat known as the Yule cat. He strikes fear into the hearts of the villagers...kinda like this
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In light of our incoming #AtmosphericRiver event in SoCal, let's re-up this timely reminder: a "Watch" means everything is in place for a thing to occur; a "Warning" means that thing is actually occuring. Like tacos!! 🌮
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In light of our incoming #AtmosphericRiver event in SoCal, let's re-up this timely reminder: a "Watch" means everything is in place for a thing to occur; a "Warning" means that thing is actually occuring. Like tacos!! 🌮
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Like all walls it was ambiguous, two-faced. What was inside it and what was outside it depended upon which side of it you were on.
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Like all walls it was ambiguous, two-faced. What was inside it and what was outside it depended upon which side of it you were on.
Early morning after the longest night (of the year, not my life, though def has been some stuff).
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Early morning after the longest night (of the year, not my life, though def has been some stuff).
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December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Them: Can we give you a gift?
Me: Did you complete your ethics training?
Them: No.
Me: I would take you completing that as a gift.
Me: Did you complete your ethics training?
Them: No.
Me: I would take you completing that as a gift.
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Them: Can we give you a gift?
Me: Did you complete your ethics training?
Them: No.
Me: I would take you completing that as a gift.
Me: Did you complete your ethics training?
Them: No.
Me: I would take you completing that as a gift.
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The issue is not that we don't talk to each other. It's that some people think that "talking" means getting to debate your existence, and that's abusive and controlling.
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The issue is not that we don't talk to each other. It's that some people think that "talking" means getting to debate your existence, and that's abusive and controlling.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"Lourdes" sent us this photo of farm workers pruning gala apple trees in WA State. "We earn 50 cents a tree and if we move fast we can make about 200 trees in a day." #WeFeedYou
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Lourdes" sent us this photo of farm workers pruning gala apple trees in WA State. "We earn 50 cents a tree and if we move fast we can make about 200 trees in a day." #WeFeedYou
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If it’s not up your nose you’re not smelling it right. Your daily Ike:
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If it’s not up your nose you’re not smelling it right. Your daily Ike:
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A poinsettia nursery in Camarillo is preparing to send out the last of this seasons flowers. The one time medicinal plant is now a a common holiday decoration in households around the world. #WeFeedYou
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A poinsettia nursery in Camarillo is preparing to send out the last of this seasons flowers. The one time medicinal plant is now a a common holiday decoration in households around the world. #WeFeedYou
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I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds.
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69 sheds a single tear down its weather-worn face, knowing it can finally rest
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
69 sheds a single tear down its weather-worn face, knowing it can finally rest
I hate Spring in my December ☀️🌳🤧
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I hate Spring in my December ☀️🌳🤧
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Ike snorting lavender, feeling radiant
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Ike snorting lavender, feeling radiant
I’m going to start taking a quart baggie or something with me to Costco for scale. Apparently my hands and phone are insufficient to the task of communicating “this is a ludicrous quantity for my household, do not let the vastness of the building and cart lead me astray!” Sooo many grapes.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m going to start taking a quart baggie or something with me to Costco for scale. Apparently my hands and phone are insufficient to the task of communicating “this is a ludicrous quantity for my household, do not let the vastness of the building and cart lead me astray!” Sooo many grapes.
Ike has put something on top of my to-do list: pay attention to kitty.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ike has put something on top of my to-do list: pay attention to kitty.
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I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't know why I haven't made this before now.