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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
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Still fucked the goat.
CNN saying it may have been more of a heat of the moment Sieg Heil than an actual Sieg Heil
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Still fucked the goat.
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I keep this tweet from @kenwhite.bsky.social at the ready for this very thing.
January 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I keep this tweet from @kenwhite.bsky.social at the ready for this very thing.
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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Related: "we need male role models on the left".
Trans men and drag queens are often great role models.
Oh, you meant a reproduction of patriarchal machismo with a thin veneer of socialist paint and malewashing of the working-class? That's wrecker shit, actually.
Trans men and drag queens are often great role models.
Oh, you meant a reproduction of patriarchal machismo with a thin veneer of socialist paint and malewashing of the working-class? That's wrecker shit, actually.
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Related: "we need male role models on the left".
Trans men and drag queens are often great role models.
Oh, you meant a reproduction of patriarchal machismo with a thin veneer of socialist paint and malewashing of the working-class? That's wrecker shit, actually.
Trans men and drag queens are often great role models.
Oh, you meant a reproduction of patriarchal machismo with a thin veneer of socialist paint and malewashing of the working-class? That's wrecker shit, actually.
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You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
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but a lot of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
December 24, 2024 at 6:51 AM
but a lot of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
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How your email finds me:
December 22, 2024 at 4:53 PM
How your email finds me:
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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Whether it's Republicans refusing to accept the legitimacy of Joe Biden's presidency or Democrats refusing to accept the legitimacy of Elon Musk's presidency, both sides have thrown our government into a legitimacy crisis.
December 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Whether it's Republicans refusing to accept the legitimacy of Joe Biden's presidency or Democrats refusing to accept the legitimacy of Elon Musk's presidency, both sides have thrown our government into a legitimacy crisis.
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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Meemaw lunged, brandishing a spork. Her aggression was met with a spray of coleslaw, momentarily blinding her, allowing Charlene just enough time to mount a counterattack. This was to be our last Thanksgiving at Popeye’s.
December 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Meemaw lunged, brandishing a spork. Her aggression was met with a spray of coleslaw, momentarily blinding her, allowing Charlene just enough time to mount a counterattack. This was to be our last Thanksgiving at Popeye’s.
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Oh we're totally fine. Currently rethinking our parasocial love affair with the hot murder boy, but otherwise tip top.
December 9, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Oh we're totally fine. Currently rethinking our parasocial love affair with the hot murder boy, but otherwise tip top.
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Luigi Mangioni?
You know the @nytimes.com warned us this kind of thing would happen if we made Italians white
You know the @nytimes.com warned us this kind of thing would happen if we made Italians white
December 9, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Luigi Mangioni?
You know the @nytimes.com warned us this kind of thing would happen if we made Italians white
You know the @nytimes.com warned us this kind of thing would happen if we made Italians white
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grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
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I’m trying to imagine the bubble of amoral corporate douchery you have to live in to think that saying “we guard against unnecessary care” is better than just shutting the fuck up.
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I’m trying to imagine the bubble of amoral corporate douchery you have to live in to think that saying “we guard against unnecessary care” is better than just shutting the fuck up.
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“Enjoy the warm glow of liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen as their combustion casts a calming, flickering glow.” 🧪🔭🚀😂🤣
NASA Just Released a Fireplace Video For The Holidays, And It's Hilarious
There's a new contender for your holiday fireplace video.
www.sciencealert.com
November 29, 2024 at 4:28 PM
“Enjoy the warm glow of liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen as their combustion casts a calming, flickering glow.” 🧪🔭🚀😂🤣
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SPD Officer Instinctively Turns Off Body Cam Before Approaching Dark Turkey Meat: bit.ly/3AXKEaU
November 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
SPD Officer Instinctively Turns Off Body Cam Before Approaching Dark Turkey Meat: bit.ly/3AXKEaU
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I am subskeeting someone because I don't want to be an asshole.
But the reason incarcerated trans people should get the healthcare they need is because when the state deprives you of access to private doctors the state becomes responsible for your health care.
But the reason incarcerated trans people should get the healthcare they need is because when the state deprives you of access to private doctors the state becomes responsible for your health care.
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I am subskeeting someone because I don't want to be an asshole.
But the reason incarcerated trans people should get the healthcare they need is because when the state deprives you of access to private doctors the state becomes responsible for your health care.
But the reason incarcerated trans people should get the healthcare they need is because when the state deprives you of access to private doctors the state becomes responsible for your health care.
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I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.