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I hope I get buried with my box of cables like a modern Pharoah
May 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I hope I get buried with my box of cables like a modern Pharoah
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some shit is about to go down
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
some shit is about to go down
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
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2004: google answers your question
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
2004: google answers your question
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question
2024: google makes up an answer to your question
2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you
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[first day working at olive garden]
CUSTOMER: can you bring us more breadsticks
ME: (remembering when you’re here you’re family) get them yourself
CUSTOMER: can you bring us more breadsticks
ME: (remembering when you’re here you’re family) get them yourself
January 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[first day working at olive garden]
CUSTOMER: can you bring us more breadsticks
ME: (remembering when you’re here you’re family) get them yourself
CUSTOMER: can you bring us more breadsticks
ME: (remembering when you’re here you’re family) get them yourself
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by beating the Niners, the Lions have ensured that the Bears will finish with more losses than the rest of the division combined
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 AM
by beating the Niners, the Lions have ensured that the Bears will finish with more losses than the rest of the division combined
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ME: I'll have the chicken dinner.
WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.
WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.
December 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
ME: I'll have the chicken dinner.
WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.
WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.
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They should call them the Indiana Hoziers, because Notre Dame is taking them to church.
December 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
They should call them the Indiana Hoziers, because Notre Dame is taking them to church.
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Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.
December 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.