Ras Smythe ➿🇳🇿
@rassmythe.bsky.social
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I'm ready to be the type of Democrat the Democratic Party has needed this entire time. The type of Democrat who will fight Trump’s authoritarianism by showing up, not with strongly worded letters.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm ready to be the type of Democrat the Democratic Party has needed this entire time. The type of Democrat who will fight Trump’s authoritarianism by showing up, not with strongly worded letters.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
The type of Democrat who will fight, not fold.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Absolutely this.
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Absolutely this.
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"Capitalism has a notorious tendency to periodically come spinning apart. Each time it does, those who profit from it have to convince everyone there is really no choice but to dutifully paste it all back together again, in something like the original form."
- David Graeber
- David Graeber
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Capitalism has a notorious tendency to periodically come spinning apart. Each time it does, those who profit from it have to convince everyone there is really no choice but to dutifully paste it all back together again, in something like the original form."
- David Graeber
- David Graeber
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BOMBS AWAY!
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December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
BOMBS AWAY!
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Christmas movies?
Die Hard ❌
Lord of the Rings ✅
It has:
Elves.
Gift giving.
Three wise(ish) men traveling east.
A jolly old bearded man who delights children.
At least 5 golden rings.
But they were all of them deceived.
For another ring was made.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom.
Die Hard ❌
Lord of the Rings ✅
It has:
Elves.
Gift giving.
Three wise(ish) men traveling east.
A jolly old bearded man who delights children.
At least 5 golden rings.
But they were all of them deceived.
For another ring was made.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom.
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Christmas movies?
Die Hard ❌
Lord of the Rings ✅
It has:
Elves.
Gift giving.
Three wise(ish) men traveling east.
A jolly old bearded man who delights children.
At least 5 golden rings.
But they were all of them deceived.
For another ring was made.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom.
Die Hard ❌
Lord of the Rings ✅
It has:
Elves.
Gift giving.
Three wise(ish) men traveling east.
A jolly old bearded man who delights children.
At least 5 golden rings.
But they were all of them deceived.
For another ring was made.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom.
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Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.
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To all our non-religious secular socialist friends, we wish you a happy government-mandated December Long Weekend.
We hope you've left your stocking out for Karl Marx to come down the chimney and distribute the product of good proletarian labor to each according to their need.
We hope you've left your stocking out for Karl Marx to come down the chimney and distribute the product of good proletarian labor to each according to their need.
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
To all our non-religious secular socialist friends, we wish you a happy government-mandated December Long Weekend.
We hope you've left your stocking out for Karl Marx to come down the chimney and distribute the product of good proletarian labor to each according to their need.
We hope you've left your stocking out for Karl Marx to come down the chimney and distribute the product of good proletarian labor to each according to their need.
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Yes. Yes. Perfect.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yes. Yes. Perfect.
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On YouTube now www.youtube.com/watch?v=lenF...
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
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December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
On YouTube now www.youtube.com/watch?v=lenF...
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SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company!
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company!
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
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going into 2026 like
December 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
going into 2026 like
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Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Advice to all writers from my most fucked up character.
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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You know I've seen Rapa Nui so I'll take audience of one jokes please.
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You know I've seen Rapa Nui so I'll take audience of one jokes please.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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Also: I would outlaw the forward pass in American football. Too much of our soccer talent is getting sucked into playing wide receiver and cornerback.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Also: I would outlaw the forward pass in American football. Too much of our soccer talent is getting sucked into playing wide receiver and cornerback.
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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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time for grok's 400th lobotomy. surely it’ll stick this time
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
time for grok's 400th lobotomy. surely it’ll stick this time
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the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
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I can’t stop laughing
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I can’t stop laughing