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RHaas
@rchaas.bsky.social
He/Him - Into pro-wrestling, Star Wars, sci-fi, comics, reading and gaming. Apple fan.
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Bluesky need the interaction setting "Can only respond after liking all my posts"
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I always enjoy this channels videos but this one maybe the best they have ever edited together.
Smiling Friends in Silent Hill 2
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December 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bari Weiss is at Star Wars level of too-literal villain naming.
to Bari (verb): To attempt to bury a damaging political story—only to amplify it massively by drawing attention to the act of censorship itself.

Example:

“They tried to Bari the segment, but it got Streisanded and everyone watched it twice.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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(forgetting the name of the james cameron movies) alien blue man group
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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You better watch out for Cotton-Eyed Joe,
He knows your sins from 'long time ago,
He knows when you're sleeping,
He knows where you go,
He's coming to town,
He's Cotton-Eyed Joe.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I passed an anti-fascist protest of largely older people dressed in all black today (in SE VA). Not a sizable one and I hadn’t heard of the usual groups protesting this weekend so I wonder who they were with?
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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In 20 years Nintendo will do a direct showing off the retro games being added to the Virtual Switch emulator and it'll be 'Hentai Balls 3D: Heavy Attraction', 'Hentai Girls: Pissy Pirate' and 'Hentai Stewardess Girls".
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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A secret but universal decay was felt in every part of the public administration, and the emperor himself, though he still retained the obedience, gradually lost the esteem, of his subjects.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Nothing is changing for you if you don’t want it to, Carol.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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People who say Joe Biden can't be forgiven because they jizzified a nonce are the same people who simp for these folks.

December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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let's just take a moment and realize. cena used his second last match to put over three women. that's pretty sick
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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“I say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO APPLE PIE" or "GO PUMPKIN PIE!" I'm yelling "GO GOBBLE GOBBLE and the rule of thanksgiving law!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM