Me: This month I’m limiting myself to only the most necessary expenses.

Also me:

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Mr. Gorbachev…

watching tiktok go down I feel like i did when I didn’t bother getting to know a friend’s ex

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

The photos here are amazing gothamist.com/news/driving...

Here's young Terence Malick just dicking around in his 20s my 20s were just like this too

Me and the three folks who read my posts

oh please watch and enjoy

Okay, the other site is no longer necessary, now that the greatest thing it ever produced is available here.

Aides tell Mayor Adams that the floodwaters are threatening the deposits of minerals and gems beneath the New York City that give it its special energy. He hops into a city vehicle and drives it down the sidewalk to a restaurant owned by someone who has been imprisoned twice for Medicare fraud.

current mood

I have called this press conference to announce that I was woken up by the thunderstorm at 5 AM and could not get back to sleep. Please keep me and my family in your thoughts at this time

I’m singing my most hauntingly beautiful songs but the sailors don’t seem to notice these days. Always on their sea phones

do i like learning to drive or do i just like paying someone to say "good" every time i remember to look in a mirror