THE Redman
@redman21.bsky.social
I exist in the shadows. Not for any nefarious purpose, I just burn easily.
When the NBA came up with the USA vs the world concept, was the White House the first focus group?
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
When the NBA came up with the USA vs the world concept, was the White House the first focus group?
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Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.
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pirate wearing a little ribbon that says FUCK SCURVEY
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
pirate wearing a little ribbon that says FUCK SCURVEY
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You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
Based on the rate of advancement in the last 50 years, 6,000 years should have been plenty of time for this to happen. #blessed
humans evolved from the apes noah saved
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Based on the rate of advancement in the last 50 years, 6,000 years should have been plenty of time for this to happen. #blessed
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
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If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you feel so included to share this thread, oh boy would I appreciate it. It helps so much. ❤️
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
I have no expectations for this Patreon except to have a good time with it, and try to slowly start supporting myself with my comedy. What a weird concept! Ahhh! Go Blue Jays?!
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
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What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
Champagne taste on an Aqua Velva budget.
Kool-Aid taste on a Wyler’s budget
Dr Pepper taste on a Mr. Pibb budget!
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Champagne taste on an Aqua Velva budget.
Beaverton banger here. Wow.
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Beaverton banger here. Wow.
Slightly disappointed this entered my feed, but the reskeet didn’t come from @orbgazer.bsky.social
John Fogerty booking a flight: put me in coach
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Slightly disappointed this entered my feed, but the reskeet didn’t come from @orbgazer.bsky.social
Nobody, ever, has had as much fun with Mr. Sub as these commercials would imply.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Nobody, ever, has had as much fun with Mr. Sub as these commercials would imply.
Zombie Hawks >>> zombie Lakers
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Zombie Hawks >>> zombie Lakers
Thunderstruck+archery+acrobatics= my interest piqued at halftime of this Hawks game, to say the least.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thunderstruck+archery+acrobatics= my interest piqued at halftime of this Hawks game, to say the least.
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
change one letter, ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as John Schneider loves using Myles Straw.
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as John Schneider loves using Myles Straw.
Jack Dreyer - not your huckleberry on that one.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jack Dreyer - not your huckleberry on that one.
Awesome timing for Sportsnet+ to flake out. The Jays owners should drop those guys.
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Awesome timing for Sportsnet+ to flake out. The Jays owners should drop those guys.
Eugenio Suarez should be wearing a bolo tie with his uniform. And maybe complaining about a $5 milkshake.
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Eugenio Suarez should be wearing a bolo tie with his uniform. And maybe complaining about a $5 milkshake.
3 cheers to the #ESA for making the worst commercial I have ever seen. I will now intentionally do a bunch of non-permit work to spite them. #FuckyouPete
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
3 cheers to the #ESA for making the worst commercial I have ever seen. I will now intentionally do a bunch of non-permit work to spite them. #FuckyouPete
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@twosense.bsky.social I came across this and it reminded me of you. (Complimentary)
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@twosense.bsky.social I came across this and it reminded me of you. (Complimentary)
Harrison Bader looks like he is going to audition for the Freebirds when the Phillies get eliminated.
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Harrison Bader looks like he is going to audition for the Freebirds when the Phillies get eliminated.