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I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this, again.
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August 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I once got a hot dog from Dairy Queen and had to pull up to the front to wait and the guy who brought it out said “YOU THE HOT DOG MAN???” and I felt shame like I had never felt shame in my life
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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BOB CRATCHIT: ♫ There's something in the wind today that's good for everyone.
Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun
And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep
After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me."
Deleting my post about mega churches being a haven for professional money changers. My overall point is that turning churches into an institution that emphasizes decadence and wealth is literally the opposite of Jesus' teachings.
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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i get why “jumping the shark” has come to have its present meaning but it doesn’t make historical sense to me. if i were a Happy Days fan and saw the Fonz waterski over a shark at that time i would have felt we’d just won the Cold War
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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i'm really tired of everyone letting the stupidest guy in the world just cook
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 3d
President Trump claims the warship will be "the fastest, the biggest, and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built." A month ago, the Navy scrapped plans to build a new, small warship, citing delays and cost overruns. n.pr/4pSg7zB
Trump announces plans for new Navy 'battleship' as part of a 'Golden Fleet'
President Trump claims the warship will be "the fastest, the biggest, and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built." A month ago, the Navy scrapped plans to build a new, small warship, citing delays and cost overruns.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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It doesn’t look good folks.
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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This is just sad.
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Instead of paying someone to film your wedding you can just watch a movie about married people, think of how much time and money you will save
This is just sad.
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Jokes aside. My kid's coach started calling him big dog. We went from wanting to quit midseason to wanting to play again next season.

Major gamechanger.
Beef up your charisma stats by calling people "big dog" now and again. People like being called big dog.
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Beef up your charisma stats by calling people "big dog" now and again. People like being called big dog.
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Embarrassingly common and colossal Rick Steves win.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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We have to being it back because otherwise cool people will keep selling away every piece of themselves
Complaining about "selling out" just makes me look old now, but I can't give it up
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM