Rembrandt Q. Einstein
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I am afraid this take is just a result of the fact that a lot of people who aren't good at cooking try to do something technical exactly once a year. Turkey *is* good. You just have to do more than "put it in the oven and cross your fingers".
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am afraid this take is just a result of the fact that a lot of people who aren't good at cooking try to do something technical exactly once a year. Turkey *is* good. You just have to do more than "put it in the oven and cross your fingers".
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Just a few small beers.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just a few small beers.
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We've arrived where God's light cannot reach.
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We've arrived where God's light cannot reach.
Everything with whitefish salad. If whitefish isn’t available or seems sus, butter.
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everything with whitefish salad. If whitefish isn’t available or seems sus, butter.
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Popeye
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams Film?
September 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Popeye
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Few films are in the same class as this; well, except for the 5 Powell & Pressburger made leading up to this (Colonel Blimp, A Canterbury Tale, I Know Where I'm Going, A Matter of Life and Death, Black Narcissus, every one a masterpiece). Greatest filmmaker run in movie history? A case can be made.
On Powell and Pressburger’s 'The Red Shoes,' released on this day in 1948:
Classic Corner: The Red Shoes — Crooked Marquee
Powell and Pressburger’s 1948 masterpiece is a great romance, a great tragedy, a great dance movie, and a great backstage picture.
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August 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Few films are in the same class as this; well, except for the 5 Powell & Pressburger made leading up to this (Colonel Blimp, A Canterbury Tale, I Know Where I'm Going, A Matter of Life and Death, Black Narcissus, every one a masterpiece). Greatest filmmaker run in movie history? A case can be made.
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77 years ago today, Satchel Paige helped the Cleveland Indians set a nighttime record for attendance in Major League Baseball. Coming off a 5-0 shutout a week ago, Paige blanked the White Sox 1-0, pushing Cleveland into first place. It was crucial to their pennant hopes. Me in "Our Team"
August 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
77 years ago today, Satchel Paige helped the Cleveland Indians set a nighttime record for attendance in Major League Baseball. Coming off a 5-0 shutout a week ago, Paige blanked the White Sox 1-0, pushing Cleveland into first place. It was crucial to their pennant hopes. Me in "Our Team"
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77 years ago today, Satchel Paige, at age 42, made his first start in the major leagues. The surprise announcement of Paige as the starting pitcher kicked off a frenzy for tickets, shattering the attendance record for a night game. Here’s what I wrote about it in “Our Team.”
August 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
77 years ago today, Satchel Paige, at age 42, made his first start in the major leagues. The surprise announcement of Paige as the starting pitcher kicked off a frenzy for tickets, shattering the attendance record for a night game. Here’s what I wrote about it in “Our Team.”
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Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
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The final timing for tonight's What's Going Through Your Mind: 42:19, officially cementing the song into 6th place for longest jams in Phish history (excluding the festival "secret" sets).
June 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The final timing for tonight's What's Going Through Your Mind: 42:19, officially cementing the song into 6th place for longest jams in Phish history (excluding the festival "secret" sets).
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A jammed out AC/DC bag is a fantastic way to start a show.
a close up of a man 's face with the website gifbin.com visible
Alt: Two dudes nodding a lot.
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June 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A jammed out AC/DC bag is a fantastic way to start a show.
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Tonight's What's Going Through Your Mind was 42+ minutes and clocks in as the 6th longest jam in Phish history. I'm donating $40 for the jam (instead of $20) to @mbird.org. Anybody up for matching me?
donate.mbird.org/np/clients/m...
donate.mbird.org/np/clients/m...
count von count from sesame street holds his hand to his mouth
Alt: Don't let the Count down!
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June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Tonight's What's Going Through Your Mind was 42+ minutes and clocks in as the 6th longest jam in Phish history. I'm donating $40 for the jam (instead of $20) to @mbird.org. Anybody up for matching me?
donate.mbird.org/np/clients/m...
donate.mbird.org/np/clients/m...
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
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happy friday afternoon
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
happy friday afternoon
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Every once in a while someone tries to argue that Seinfeld isn’t the GOAT sitcom. This is the final season—the “bad” season.
The musical equivalent in the hamband world would be if Phish actually called it quits in 2000.
The musical equivalent in the hamband world would be if Phish actually called it quits in 2000.
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Every once in a while someone tries to argue that Seinfeld isn’t the GOAT sitcom. This is the final season—the “bad” season.
The musical equivalent in the hamband world would be if Phish actually called it quits in 2000.
The musical equivalent in the hamband world would be if Phish actually called it quits in 2000.
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Just spent 1.25 hours caramelizing onions because that is, and I really must insist on this, how long they take slate.com/human-intere...
Why Do Recipe Writers Lie About How Long It Takes To Caramelize Onions?
Browning onions is a matter of patience. My own patience ran out earlier this year while leafing through the New York Times food section. There, in the...
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March 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just spent 1.25 hours caramelizing onions because that is, and I really must insist on this, how long they take slate.com/human-intere...