Marc A. Stutzel
@revmarcs.bsky.social
Dad. #GoBroncos. Fan of the internet. Comics. MTG. Pastor of Christ Lutheran, Woodcliff Lake, NJ. Lesser half of @katestutzel.bsky.social. He/Him
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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Anyone who doesn't understand this has never eaten a bagel in a full, red lip.
Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Anyone who doesn't understand this has never eaten a bagel in a full, red lip.
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Taking out more Buccaneers than scurvy
Kirk Cousins’ last three games against the Buccaneers:
- 3-0
- 1,158 passing yards
- 11 TD
- 1 INT
- 3-0
- 1,158 passing yards
- 11 TD
- 1 INT
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Taking out more Buccaneers than scurvy
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As parents, we're supposed to remember the first time we did stuff with our kids, but the last time is equally as significant, if not more.
This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
December 15, 2024 at 11:24 AM
As parents, we're supposed to remember the first time we did stuff with our kids, but the last time is equally as significant, if not more.
This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.
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i read stuff like this and can genuinely angry at guys like jd vance who insist that this country belongs to some narrow vision of the "native born"
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i read stuff like this and can genuinely angry at guys like jd vance who insist that this country belongs to some narrow vision of the "native born"
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I believe eigen fly. I believe eigen touch the sky.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I believe eigen fly. I believe eigen touch the sky.
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Sulley giving Mike the win in the tug of war that’s why he’s the Walter Payton Man of the Year candidate for Monsters Inc
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sulley giving Mike the win in the tug of war that’s why he’s the Walter Payton Man of the Year candidate for Monsters Inc
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I still wish this would enter the consciousness of the general public
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I still wish this would enter the consciousness of the general public
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andy reid has lost the plot by trying to coach to the culture. one season that might mean taylor swift, but then you get to this year and you’re suddenly 6-7
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
andy reid has lost the plot by trying to coach to the culture. one season that might mean taylor swift, but then you get to this year and you’re suddenly 6-7
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isiah thomas’s career-ending achilles rupture in 1994? covid jab.
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
isiah thomas’s career-ending achilles rupture in 1994? covid jab.
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic
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“In my day there were multiple movie studios and they would drive to your house to deliver movies in the mail and we used lasers to play them”
Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed
Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
“In my day there were multiple movie studios and they would drive to your house to deliver movies in the mail and we used lasers to play them”
Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed
Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed
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I'm still salty the NFL ignored a blatant pick play.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm still salty the NFL ignored a blatant pick play.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
In my mind, Patrick Surtain II still hasn't allowed a touchdown this year as this was clearly a Vegas TD.
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another normal style win for the denver boncos
the broncos have the dumbest version of plot armor i’ve ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
another normal style win for the denver boncos
I needed the Denver Broncos to score because the oldest couldn’t stop saying “6 7.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I needed the Denver Broncos to score because the oldest couldn’t stop saying “6 7.”
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Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
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I want 40+ points tonight #Broncos.
a sign that says missiles on it with a green button below it
ALT: a sign that says missiles on it with a green button below it
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I want 40+ points tonight #Broncos.
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Someone explain the "Nix for Governor" sign with a drawing of .....Alaska?
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Someone explain the "Nix for Governor" sign with a drawing of .....Alaska?
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Has there ever been a less victimized person acting like they're the victim lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Has there ever been a less victimized person acting like they're the victim lol
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God is w o r k i n g
Tristan Wirfs is eligible. Tristan Wirfs is in the end zone for the first time in his career.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
God is w o r k i n g
As a parent with 3 pks, the answer is no.
Just left church. Priest said the final hymn was on page 678.
The little boy behind us goes, “6…7”
Is this trend ever going to die?
The little boy behind us goes, “6…7”
Is this trend ever going to die?
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As a parent with 3 pks, the answer is no.
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*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*
I don’t know a lot.
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*goes to a natural history museum and holds up a bouquet to an Allosaurus skeleton so they can finally see some flowers*