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Sparky Ricky
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papafazuul.bsky.social
Weird name for cum but I’ll allow it. I’m mostly concerned with the fact they’re selling it.
Sign for Bust Boogers
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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boner.ink
sling us some schlong your the penis man, sling us some schlong tonight, well, we're all in the mood for you sexually, and you've got our holes feeling right
October 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
Political violence is bad but... you know....

... good riddance.
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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jarjarfan69.bsky.social
(Real) Tweet from Melania Trump: "I just got home from Barron's band practice(he's in a grind core band called Shit Christ) and Donald was dead facedown in the toilet which was overflowing with diarrhea. What a mess. It's all over his mouth. YUCK!"
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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gatorsdaily.bsky.social
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
GF broke up with me when she opened my heart locket necklace and it was just pictures of Goku
July 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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ceej.online
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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theonion.com
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex P...
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June 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
me: ran into The Penis Smasher last night

friend: oof did he uh? (claps hands together)

me: big time
June 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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theonion.com
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
Ireland's eurovision song is such a hilarious piece of garbage, I really hope it qualifies for finals
May 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
"Daft punk is the greatest band of all time"
-a music fan with no technical knowledge (me)
April 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
you stifle a chuckle, giving your position away, as hunter seeker drone doctored to look like a floating penis and balls floats into view
April 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
[hands you a blunt with dryer lint instead of weed in it] u tryna hit the lunt ?
March 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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theonion.com
Literary Study Finds All Modern Narratives Derived From Classic ‘Alien Vs. Predator’ Conflict
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Literary Study Finds All Modern Narratives Derived From Classic ‘Alien Vs. Predator’ Conflict
March 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
Spotify called me a hipster today and needless to say this outrage will not stand
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
me: good morning Killbot

killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie

me: smoothie please

killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
Another valentines comes and goes while I wonder if anyone will ever love me.
February 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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dillo.media
the #1 thing I HATE about my fre@king BITCH wife is that she DOESN'T EXIST
February 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
rickypound.bsky.social
Ok it's February so I guess I should post my top 10 albums of 2024 list.
1. Imaginal Disc - Magdalena Bay
2. The Past is Still Alive - Hurray for the Riff Raff
3. CHROMAKOPIA - Tyler, The Creator
4. Big Ideas - Remi Wolf
5. SMILE! :D - Porter Robinson
6. BRAT - Charli XCX
February 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
Giving the porter album one last chance to impress me then I'm gonna finalize the list.
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
rickypound.bsky.social
CHROMAKOPIA feels like an early 2010s Kanye album. That said, I don't mean Tyler is biting another artists style, just that it has that vibe.
January 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM