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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of…
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December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
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Getting word that Uncle Sam isn’t America’s real uncle
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Getting word that Uncle Sam isn’t America’s real uncle
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For an administration that came out of the box threatening Canadian independence, Greenland’s sovereignty, the Panama Canal, etc., it sure has a glass jaw. 🤡
WELKER: Why is the president setting trade policy based on a TV ad he doesn't like?
BESSENT: This is a kind of propaganda against US citizens. It's psyops
BESSENT: This is a kind of propaganda against US citizens. It's psyops
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
For an administration that came out of the box threatening Canadian independence, Greenland’s sovereignty, the Panama Canal, etc., it sure has a glass jaw. 🤡
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Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.
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if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better
October 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better
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I have lots to say and I am convincing myself to say as little as possible, but I don't think a society that has been absolutely saturated in unavoidable looping videos of snuff films for a decade is one that can hold. Power will and has coalesced around those who best weaponize the snuff films.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have lots to say and I am convincing myself to say as little as possible, but I don't think a society that has been absolutely saturated in unavoidable looping videos of snuff films for a decade is one that can hold. Power will and has coalesced around those who best weaponize the snuff films.
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Air Canada's CEO admitting to the media that their entire plan for the flight attendants' strike was "have the government say they're not allowed" and that they have no other ideas about how to deal with the strike is really a "yeah this is how Canada REALLY works" moment if ever there was one
August 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Air Canada's CEO admitting to the media that their entire plan for the flight attendants' strike was "have the government say they're not allowed" and that they have no other ideas about how to deal with the strike is really a "yeah this is how Canada REALLY works" moment if ever there was one
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
hark, today is the 20th anniversary of the Enumclaw horse sex case
July 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hark, today is the 20th anniversary of the Enumclaw horse sex case
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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U.S. wine export markets have contracted substantially. In April, the year-over-year export value dropped by 41.4%, worsening the 28% decline recorded in March. The three main export destinations for U.S. wine—Canada (-93%), the UK (-29%), and China (-70%)—all reported significant decreases.
June 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
U.S. wine export markets have contracted substantially. In April, the year-over-year export value dropped by 41.4%, worsening the 28% decline recorded in March. The three main export destinations for U.S. wine—Canada (-93%), the UK (-29%), and China (-70%)—all reported significant decreases.
due to circumstances beyond my control I have watched an unusual amount of NBA games on Canadian feeds the last month and as a result I cannot get Phil Collins’ “Against all Odds” out of my head. TBF it’s a banger but still
June 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
due to circumstances beyond my control I have watched an unusual amount of NBA games on Canadian feeds the last month and as a result I cannot get Phil Collins’ “Against all Odds” out of my head. TBF it’s a banger but still
as someone who considers themselves well informed I am stunned I was unaware of north sentinel island until like a week ago, and now I have so many candidates I’d like to send there
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
as someone who considers themselves well informed I am stunned I was unaware of north sentinel island until like a week ago, and now I have so many candidates I’d like to send there
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You're doing an April Fools joke? Cute. You must think Obama is still president or something.
April 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You're doing an April Fools joke? Cute. You must think Obama is still president or something.
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Slick Watts, one of the most recognizable figures in the history of Seattle basketball who once led the NBA in steals and assists per game with the SuperSonics, has died. He was 73 years old.
sports.mynorthwest.com/seattle-spor...
sports.mynorthwest.com/seattle-spor...
Seattle Sonics legend Slick Watts dies at 73 years old
Slick Watts, one of the most recognizable figures in the history of Seattle basketball and the Seattle Sonics franchise, has died at the age of 73.
sports.mynorthwest.com
March 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Slick Watts, one of the most recognizable figures in the history of Seattle basketball who once led the NBA in steals and assists per game with the SuperSonics, has died. He was 73 years old.
sports.mynorthwest.com/seattle-spor...
sports.mynorthwest.com/seattle-spor...
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Now that’s an American. The kind I’ve known all my life. More of this from all of you please.
March 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Now that’s an American. The kind I’ve known all my life. More of this from all of you please.
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Genuinely puzzled why Canada and the EU haven't yet targeted Tesla. It's the most obvious first retaliatory target.
Tesla warns Trump administration it is ‘exposed’ to retaliatory tariffs...
“It is unsigned because nobody at the company wants to be fired for sending it.”
Gift link: on.ft.com/43JYglW
“It is unsigned because nobody at the company wants to be fired for sending it.”
Gift link: on.ft.com/43JYglW
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Genuinely puzzled why Canada and the EU haven't yet targeted Tesla. It's the most obvious first retaliatory target.
Seriously what was the last year Trump drove a car? 1981?
Definitely did not predict a call to MAGA world to go buy Teslas
March 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Seriously what was the last year Trump drove a car? 1981?
Almost feel bad for the Cybertruck owners getting mocked. Like if I was 6 years old I might think it’s cool, and I think then about a 6 year old getting mercilessly mocked
March 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Almost feel bad for the Cybertruck owners getting mocked. Like if I was 6 years old I might think it’s cool, and I think then about a 6 year old getting mercilessly mocked
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i mean this is kind of what daniel dale did for years and we got trump again so I don't know what to tell ya except stop airing said speeches in the first place instead of annotating them
Are you old enough to remember “Pop-up Videos”? It was a TV show that played music videos and had “info nuggets” pop up on the screen with interesting trivia. TV could do that with political speeches to fact-check liars in real time, within seconds of their lies. 2/6 🧵
March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i mean this is kind of what daniel dale did for years and we got trump again so I don't know what to tell ya except stop airing said speeches in the first place instead of annotating them