Row Danny
@rowdanny.bsky.social
OG Latchkey Kid. Poking a sharp stick at hypocrisy since the McDLT. I smell home cooking: It's only the river.
The man is gone, but the stache lives on.
There will be no third wind
Aww, man
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The man is gone, but the stache lives on.
He’s on a mission from…
𝖯̶𝗈̶𝗉̶𝖾̶ ̶𝖫̶𝖾̶𝗈̶ ̶𝖷̶𝖨̶𝖵̶ The White Sox have the first pick of the 2026 MLB Draft 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He’s on a mission from…
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
These Big-Head Ronnie graphs are 10/10.
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
These Big-Head Ronnie graphs are 10/10.
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“Extract the maximum revenue for the least possible cost” does usually end up in the same place.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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"Gen X may be the first to need a universal basic income after late-career job loss... due to AI," per the Hill
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Gen X may be the first to need a universal basic income after late-career job loss... due to AI," per the Hill
You mean Minnesota Milk is all Marketing? Man!
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It's All the Same Milk! - Racket
A gallon of whole milk can cost anywhere from $2.16 to $4.95. Why?
racketmn.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You mean Minnesota Milk is all Marketing? Man!
You can set your watch to these step on a rake moments every election cycle. “Gee, if we could only appeal to their humanity” Pollyanna bullshit.
Progressives really hope, and maybe even believe, that there is some magic thing they can hijack to attract conservative voters.
The focus on this mythical quest is the central reason they lose.
The focus on this mythical quest is the central reason they lose.
I found this piece sad too, but mostly because it is part of a years-long effort by progressives to understand what "really" animates Trump voters.
We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.
We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You can set your watch to these step on a rake moments every election cycle. “Gee, if we could only appeal to their humanity” Pollyanna bullshit.
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Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896
Some institutions seem immune to these very real challenges — then it turns out we were hustling kidding ourselves. Huge loss. Ugh.
Zen Box Izakaya is closing Nov. 22 after 21 years in business, citing road construction and the pending sale of its building.
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Some institutions seem immune to these very real challenges — then it turns out we were hustling kidding ourselves. Huge loss. Ugh.
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Twins Announce 2026 Hiring, 2028 Firing of Derek Shelton
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Twins Announce 2026 Hiring, 2028 Firing of Derek Shelton
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
Jobless Growth, led by Humanless Human Resources. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
GOLDMAN: 'Jobless Growth' Signals New Normal for U.S. Labor Market — Goldman Sachs economists say the U.S. labor market is shifting into a persistent 'jobless growth' phase where output expands without proportional hiring. They warn this new normal could reshape wage dynamics, consumer…
GOLDMAN: 'Jobless Growth' Signals New Normal for U.S. Labor Market
fortune.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Jobless Growth, led by Humanless Human Resources. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Toot, toot, right through the NIMBY's back yards. #finally
Extremely here for the "Delightful Moment In A Charming European City" vibes.
It’s a lovely day in Minneapolis for a train to go over the Lake of the Isles-Cedar Lake channel
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Toot, toot, right through the NIMBY's back yards. #finally
Hmm. Funny. Canada called me too... 🤷
Trump to generals: "Canada called me a couple weeks ago. They want to be a part of it. To which I said, 'Well, why don't you just join our country. Become the 51st state. And you get it for free!' So I don't know if that made a big impact but it does make a lot of sense."
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hmm. Funny. Canada called me too... 🤷
Congratulations Kirill Kaprizov on your record-breaking NHL contract (including the MN state-mandated career ending injury to be suffered within 3 seasons)! #stateofhockey
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Congratulations Kirill Kaprizov on your record-breaking NHL contract (including the MN state-mandated career ending injury to be suffered within 3 seasons)! #stateofhockey
There are a lot of reasons Gen Z is mad at Ann Kim, none of them particularly fair. apple.news/A5VuI8IFJSDS... #mpls #jamesbeard
Yuen: After tonight, Young Joni will be gone. Can we stop trying to cancel Ann Kim? — The Minnesota Star Tribune
The acclaimed chef and restaurateur has experienced what a friend calls a “horrible year” after public backlash to her position on unionizing.
apple.news
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
There are a lot of reasons Gen Z is mad at Ann Kim, none of them particularly fair. apple.news/A5VuI8IFJSDS... #mpls #jamesbeard
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.
Ghislaine Maxwell cleared to leave prison on work release: report
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.Podcast host Allison Gill obtained information about Maxwell's security score, sex offender waiver, and other details after the former partner of Jeffrey Epstein was moved to a minimum-securi...
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August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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New head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics Ghislaine Maxwell
August 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
New head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics Ghislaine Maxwell
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Not sure I can defend this, but Stevie Wonder’s five mid-70s records (from Music of My Mind to Songs in the Key of Life) are the only music I ever play on the 4th of July. They are America to me. They’re my Sousa marches.
July 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not sure I can defend this, but Stevie Wonder’s five mid-70s records (from Music of My Mind to Songs in the Key of Life) are the only music I ever play on the 4th of July. They are America to me. They’re my Sousa marches.
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yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes and eyeball kicks and shocks of hospitals and jails and wars,
June 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes and eyeball kicks and shocks of hospitals and jails and wars,