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🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.
April 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.
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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
January 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
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dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company
January 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company
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ConnorEatsPants is a legend
January 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ConnorEatsPants is a legend
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We are so stupid it rocks
December 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
We are so stupid it rocks
Idk if I fully understand what The Bop House is but it feels like gen z has a 1960s-level attitude towards sex
December 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Idk if I fully understand what The Bop House is but it feels like gen z has a 1960s-level attitude towards sex
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“The poor should have kids so my son’s factories have workers” — incredibly normal mom
Elon's mom, Maye Musk, talks about how people should have kids even though they can't afford it.
"You don't have to go to the movies, you don't have to go out to dinner."
"You don't have to go to the movies, you don't have to go out to dinner."
December 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
“The poor should have kids so my son’s factories have workers” — incredibly normal mom
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In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.
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i’m enshittifying being in your 30s
December 12, 2024 at 11:51 AM
i’m enshittifying being in your 30s
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Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
Daniel Penny, the man who held Jordan Neely in a chokehold, has been acquitted
December 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
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Breaking: The NYPD is responding to a credible tip related to the name of the masked CEO killer and is now on the search for "Amanda Hugandkiss"
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Breaking: The NYPD is responding to a credible tip related to the name of the masked CEO killer and is now on the search for "Amanda Hugandkiss"
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
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This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
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well well well
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
well well well
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just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM
just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
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CNN running graphics like “he almost definitely went somewhere”
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM
CNN running graphics like “he almost definitely went somewhere”
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Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
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Yet another argument for Bluesky superiority, via @thelibsoftiktok.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Yet another argument for Bluesky superiority, via @thelibsoftiktok.bsky.social
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"I got an Android on Cyber Monday" is a sentence our grandparents all assumed we'd be saying by now, but for much radder reasons
December 2, 2024 at 1:32 PM
"I got an Android on Cyber Monday" is a sentence our grandparents all assumed we'd be saying by now, but for much radder reasons
Recently a friend gave me a new book to read and the characters kept alluding to past events that aren’t explained and I thought “wow! What interesting and dense worldbuilding” and it turned out I was reading book 3 of a series
December 2, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Recently a friend gave me a new book to read and the characters kept alluding to past events that aren’t explained and I thought “wow! What interesting and dense worldbuilding” and it turned out I was reading book 3 of a series
This is me and my indescribable urge to finish a family sized bag of siete chips
December 1, 2024 at 6:00 PM
This is me and my indescribable urge to finish a family sized bag of siete chips