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idiot. one time documentary subject. Red River Métis. he/him. Free Palestine.
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it goes like this the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the tokyo drift.
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TJ Maxx never disappoints
May 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
TJ Maxx never disappoints
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If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
June 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
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i just hope america never finds out there might be nuclear weapons in america
June 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i just hope america never finds out there might be nuclear weapons in america
Dog sitter: you said he’s only got one trigger. is it like mail men-
Dog: *growls*
Sitter: or garbage men-
Dog: *growls louder*
Me: no. *patting dog to calm him down* gender biases.
Dog: *growls*
Sitter: or garbage men-
Dog: *growls louder*
Me: no. *patting dog to calm him down* gender biases.
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dog sitter: you said he’s only got one trigger. is it like mail men-
Dog: *growls*
Sitter: or garbage men-
Dog: *growls louder*
Me: no. *patting dog to calm him down* gender biases.
Dog: *growls*
Sitter: or garbage men-
Dog: *growls louder*
Me: no. *patting dog to calm him down* gender biases.
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
asking the kind old man with a knack for sharing his lifetime of beautiful stories to reexamine his behaviour because actually it says a lot about who he is as a person when he chooses to respond to you with anecdotes.
May 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
asking the kind old man with a knack for sharing his lifetime of beautiful stories to reexamine his behaviour because actually it says a lot about who he is as a person when he chooses to respond to you with anecdotes.
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What's the German word for when you take too much ecstasy and get your dick stuck in your neighbor's birdhouse
May 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What's the German word for when you take too much ecstasy and get your dick stuck in your neighbor's birdhouse
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the happiest moments in life are leaving a party you didn’t want to go to
May 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the happiest moments in life are leaving a party you didn’t want to go to
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my company’s fiscal year ends this week and i have no idea which coworker to kiss at 3:30 on friday
May 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my company’s fiscal year ends this week and i have no idea which coworker to kiss at 3:30 on friday
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Today I learned that my kid is aware of the song "barbie girl," but more importantly, that he thinks the line after "you can brush my hair" is "and throw me down the stairs," and I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the real lyrics
May 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Today I learned that my kid is aware of the song "barbie girl," but more importantly, that he thinks the line after "you can brush my hair" is "and throw me down the stairs," and I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the real lyrics
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The fact that queer kids are never indoctrinated into straightness from reading about countless hetero relationships, but the mere whisper of the word gay instantly grooms straight kids for homosexual lifestyles really just goes to show how fabulous it is being queer.
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The fact that queer kids are never indoctrinated into straightness from reading about countless hetero relationships, but the mere whisper of the word gay instantly grooms straight kids for homosexual lifestyles really just goes to show how fabulous it is being queer.
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I'm not picky. I'll eat Unlucky Charms.
May 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm not picky. I'll eat Unlucky Charms.
you ever just wake up and remember who the fuck you are (really sad)?
May 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
you ever just wake up and remember who the fuck you are (really sad)?
the lion concerns himself with pretty much everything, honestly. the lion worries all the time.
May 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the lion concerns himself with pretty much everything, honestly. the lion worries all the time.
“you’re very aware of other’s feelings” thanks my dad was unemployed for a long time.
May 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“you’re very aware of other’s feelings” thanks my dad was unemployed for a long time.
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my main concern with confronting ICE agents is accidentally calling them "the gazpacho" and having it go viral
May 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
my main concern with confronting ICE agents is accidentally calling them "the gazpacho" and having it go viral
i regret to inform the chat the facebook ads have got the juice.
May 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i regret to inform the chat the facebook ads have got the juice.
“marxist pope” the vatican is worth like $15 billion of the gaudiest dollars on the planet, take a lap there boss.
May 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“marxist pope” the vatican is worth like $15 billion of the gaudiest dollars on the planet, take a lap there boss.
i can posts this with iykyk and chicago popes gonna k before most of you.
May 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i can posts this with iykyk and chicago popes gonna k before most of you.
many of you would benefit from someone you admire in your close social circle cringing a bit as they watch you display a behaviour you previously thought was ok.
May 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
many of you would benefit from someone you admire in your close social circle cringing a bit as they watch you display a behaviour you previously thought was ok.
“white people conquered canada and the indigenous people need to drop it” the government actually couldn’t beat the first nations people and had to make a deal to stop the fighting. thats why we have treaties.
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“white people conquered canada and the indigenous people need to drop it” the government actually couldn’t beat the first nations people and had to make a deal to stop the fighting. thats why we have treaties.
mark carney has executed the guy who took those big sugar crystals off the tim’s chocolate chip muffins
April 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
mark carney has executed the guy who took those big sugar crystals off the tim’s chocolate chip muffins
idk if anyone remembers my posts about dealing with my father’s trash hoard after he passed, but today is his birthday, and i’m about to remove the last item from his house. just this couch and i’m done.
4 years, 9 30ft dumpsters, $30k in expenses. happy birthday you old bastard.
4 years, 9 30ft dumpsters, $30k in expenses. happy birthday you old bastard.
April 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
idk if anyone remembers my posts about dealing with my father’s trash hoard after he passed, but today is his birthday, and i’m about to remove the last item from his house. just this couch and i’m done.
4 years, 9 30ft dumpsters, $30k in expenses. happy birthday you old bastard.
4 years, 9 30ft dumpsters, $30k in expenses. happy birthday you old bastard.
i think only cowards dislike grumpy old people. drinking with an ornery 75 year old is downright cathartic. don’t gotta say a thing, just try to match their outrage and learn the true depths of your own disgust for what they’ve done to the consumer experience.
April 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i think only cowards dislike grumpy old people. drinking with an ornery 75 year old is downright cathartic. don’t gotta say a thing, just try to match their outrage and learn the true depths of your own disgust for what they’ve done to the consumer experience.