Rumpledtitskin
@rumpledtitskin.bsky.social
Just a meat suit trying to get through this dark timeline. 🏴☠️
Art and seeds:
https://ko-fi.com/rumpledtitskin
https://theplantgoblin.etsy.com
https://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/theplantgoblin
Art and seeds:
https://ko-fi.com/rumpledtitskin
https://theplantgoblin.etsy.com
https://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/theplantgoblin
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
hey buddy this what you're looking for? (opens trench coat to reveal pasts that never existed but you yearn for because you miss being a child with no responsibility)
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hey buddy this what you're looking for? (opens trench coat to reveal pasts that never existed but you yearn for because you miss being a child with no responsibility)
This is Morning Glory, their favorite hobby has become sitting on my lap watching Helluva Boss. They fell asleep yesterday to Stolas' Lullaby
@vivziepop.bsky.social #duckling #helluvaboss
@vivziepop.bsky.social #duckling #helluvaboss
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is Morning Glory, their favorite hobby has become sitting on my lap watching Helluva Boss. They fell asleep yesterday to Stolas' Lullaby
@vivziepop.bsky.social #duckling #helluvaboss
@vivziepop.bsky.social #duckling #helluvaboss
Wtf is this shit? Target is gray now? How did we get to this brutalist hellscape?
August 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wtf is this shit? Target is gray now? How did we get to this brutalist hellscape?
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
FOR THE UNION MAKES US STRONG
The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.
All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory
The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip.
bit.ly
August 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
FOR THE UNION MAKES US STRONG
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
Canadian-themed haunted house called Tim Horrortons
August 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Canadian-themed haunted house called Tim Horrortons
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
god is dead.... and we have him up on pulleys doing weekend at bernie's stuff
August 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
god is dead.... and we have him up on pulleys doing weekend at bernie's stuff
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
In the streaming ad break era, brands need to consider that it’s possible to play a commercial so often that I devote my life to opposition of the thing. I will not rest until I get Twisted Metal taken off the air
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In the streaming ad break era, brands need to consider that it’s possible to play a commercial so often that I devote my life to opposition of the thing. I will not rest until I get Twisted Metal taken off the air
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
tb vaccine? why would anyone want to be immunized against taco bell???
August 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
tb vaccine? why would anyone want to be immunized against taco bell???
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
Why is it called a vagina and not a Happy Meal?
August 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why is it called a vagina and not a Happy Meal?
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
yes, I talk to my animals. also other people's animals. and birds and squirrels that look at me. what are you some kind of barbarian
August 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
yes, I talk to my animals. also other people's animals. and birds and squirrels that look at me. what are you some kind of barbarian
My sweet beloved how I've missed you
August 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My sweet beloved how I've missed you
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
August 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
♫ and she’s watching him with those fries
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
[date]
ME: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
DATE: thanks! i'll have a mai tai
ME: *glaring* you float a boat with water diane
ME: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
DATE: thanks! i'll have a mai tai
ME: *glaring* you float a boat with water diane
August 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
[date]
ME: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
DATE: thanks! i'll have a mai tai
ME: *glaring* you float a boat with water diane
ME: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
DATE: thanks! i'll have a mai tai
ME: *glaring* you float a boat with water diane
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
I’m glad the Naked Gun movie is good because I can see you’ve all been suffering from a deficit of silly shit
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m glad the Naked Gun movie is good because I can see you’ve all been suffering from a deficit of silly shit
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
mister president
a second girl has hit the cup
a second girl has hit the cup
August 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
mister president
a second girl has hit the cup
a second girl has hit the cup
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
Just me and my besties hangin out
August 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just me and my besties hangin out
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
[texting]
Me: “I’ll call you in a sex”
Them: “you mean a sec”
Me: “tomato tomato”
Me: “I’ll call you in a sex”
Them: “you mean a sec”
Me: “tomato tomato”
August 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
[texting]
Me: “I’ll call you in a sex”
Them: “you mean a sec”
Me: “tomato tomato”
Me: “I’ll call you in a sex”
Them: “you mean a sec”
Me: “tomato tomato”
Reposted by Rumpledtitskin
This is the energy I bring to going to the gas station to get a fountain soda
August 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is the energy I bring to going to the gas station to get a fountain soda