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Ry
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31 year old electrical engineering shep. He/They gay as hell and taken

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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Alright, y’all are done
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My first 4 commander decks (that I can remember, I did a lot of hopping early on).

Sidisi was a janky mess of a zombie deck. Marchesa followed a bit later as a +1/+1 counter manipulation deck. Teferi came as my local group dipped into cEDH and was hard stax/control into chain veil. Prossh in
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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glep breaking it down nasty style @ mff rave
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Blue Prince (2025)
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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CHRISTMAS HAT COMMISSIONS OPEN UP TODAY!

SIGN UP FOR A SLOT HERE!

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November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Part 1 of 2. Characters belong to rainbowrodent
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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two's company and three's a party
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This was fun
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Fixed it =P
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.

You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable

Who knows if I saved the firm
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors

This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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If you like Studio Ghibli, Knives Out, The Owl House, or Frankenstein, here’s what the creators are saying about A/I.

🚫 SAY NO TO GEN A/I 🚫
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.

Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written

"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Duralex is the closest thing to a perfectly shaped cup, I had no idea they are employee owned now.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM