sam
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you don't have to go. i just take a left up here, hop on the freeway down to mexico. in a couple of hours, we're sitting on the beach in baja having margaritas.
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Can’t argue with that
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can’t argue with that
rewatching terriers again and it's still my favorite show fx has ever aired. every episode rules ass, every part perfectly cast. it's such a bummer we didn't get more. nothing has quite scratched the same itch since. stumptown was close. the lowdown is probably the closest, but damn I miss terriers
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
rewatching terriers again and it's still my favorite show fx has ever aired. every episode rules ass, every part perfectly cast. it's such a bummer we didn't get more. nothing has quite scratched the same itch since. stumptown was close. the lowdown is probably the closest, but damn I miss terriers
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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😭
IG newberlinlibrary
IG newberlinlibrary
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
😭
IG newberlinlibrary
IG newberlinlibrary
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
wife and I are watching chicago med and this man has a gun in his booty
July 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
wife and I are watching chicago med and this man has a gun in his booty
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*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers
July 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers
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Hadn't expected him to end up there tbh
June 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Hadn't expected him to end up there tbh
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 27,1949
May 27,1949
May 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 27,1949
May 27,1949
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IN THIS HOUSE
We Believe
GROSSE POINTE BLANK
is an underrated movie
THAT CONTAINS
one of dan aykroyd's
BEST PERFORMANCES
We Believe
GROSSE POINTE BLANK
is an underrated movie
THAT CONTAINS
one of dan aykroyd's
BEST PERFORMANCES
May 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
IN THIS HOUSE
We Believe
GROSSE POINTE BLANK
is an underrated movie
THAT CONTAINS
one of dan aykroyd's
BEST PERFORMANCES
We Believe
GROSSE POINTE BLANK
is an underrated movie
THAT CONTAINS
one of dan aykroyd's
BEST PERFORMANCES
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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Dick Cheney literally shot a lawyer in the face and the motherfucker apologized to Cheney
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dick Cheney literally shot a lawyer in the face and the motherfucker apologized to Cheney
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HEGSETH: Just CONFIRMED W/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission lunch.
WALTZ: mission lunch
VANCE: mf said mission lunch
GABBARD: can we get mission lunch from panera
WALTZ: mission lunch
VANCE: mf said mission lunch
GABBARD: can we get mission lunch from panera
March 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
HEGSETH: Just CONFIRMED W/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission lunch.
WALTZ: mission lunch
VANCE: mf said mission lunch
GABBARD: can we get mission lunch from panera
WALTZ: mission lunch
VANCE: mf said mission lunch
GABBARD: can we get mission lunch from panera
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What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
March 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
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[hostage negotiation]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[hostage negotiation]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
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SEAN BEAN’S CHARACTER FROM GOLDENEYE: and so the plan was, you know, to use this giant space satellite to EMP all of Britain
GAVIN NEWSOM: right right, I’m with you
BEAN: to trigger a new Stone Age, basically
NEWSOM: we don’t agree on everything, but I don’t see what’s so controversial about that
GAVIN NEWSOM: right right, I’m with you
BEAN: to trigger a new Stone Age, basically
NEWSOM: we don’t agree on everything, but I don’t see what’s so controversial about that
March 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
SEAN BEAN’S CHARACTER FROM GOLDENEYE: and so the plan was, you know, to use this giant space satellite to EMP all of Britain
GAVIN NEWSOM: right right, I’m with you
BEAN: to trigger a new Stone Age, basically
NEWSOM: we don’t agree on everything, but I don’t see what’s so controversial about that
GAVIN NEWSOM: right right, I’m with you
BEAN: to trigger a new Stone Age, basically
NEWSOM: we don’t agree on everything, but I don’t see what’s so controversial about that
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