Scally Cap
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I literally can't be stopped.
For some reason my "Discover" tab keeps showing me shirtless dudes flexing in the mirror.
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
For some reason my "Discover" tab keeps showing me shirtless dudes flexing in the mirror.
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whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
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I think about this a lot
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think about this a lot
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Many men, many, many, many, many men have tried to split us up but no one can.
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Many men, many, many, many, many men have tried to split us up but no one can.
AI could never have invented Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
AI could never have invented Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
I'd be 60 and she'd be telling me "You know, seniors can go to college for free."
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
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December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'd be 60 and she'd be telling me "You know, seniors can go to college for free."
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I'd like to hear from libertarians who voted Trump thinking he would legalize weed now that he's making it even more illegal. Mostly I want them to answer the question, "Are you fucking stupid?"
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'd like to hear from libertarians who voted Trump thinking he would legalize weed now that he's making it even more illegal. Mostly I want them to answer the question, "Are you fucking stupid?"
Monday December 1, 2025: Ate half a "family-sized" box of Wheat Thins.
Tuesday December 2, 2025: Shit so hard I threw out my back.
Tuesday December 2, 2025: Shit so hard I threw out my back.
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Monday December 1, 2025: Ate half a "family-sized" box of Wheat Thins.
Tuesday December 2, 2025: Shit so hard I threw out my back.
Tuesday December 2, 2025: Shit so hard I threw out my back.
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
My cousin is talking about the new hockey store, which is near "the" Planet Fitness by "the" Starbucks.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My cousin is talking about the new hockey store, which is near "the" Planet Fitness by "the" Starbucks.
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One of the things that sets me apart is that I love truth and hate lies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One of the things that sets me apart is that I love truth and hate lies.
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A Christmas Story (1983)
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A Christmas Story (1983)
One thing I hate about modern politicians is that they don't fly off the handle like they used to. They're still lunatics, but they used to shoot each other for eating tiramisu with the salad fork.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One thing I hate about modern politicians is that they don't fly off the handle like they used to. They're still lunatics, but they used to shoot each other for eating tiramisu with the salad fork.
Becoming the most jacked off man of all time.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Becoming the most jacked off man of all time.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
At 35 years old I'm kind of glad I didn't get that full back piece of Shenron the Eternal Dragon yakuza-style.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At 35 years old I'm kind of glad I didn't get that full back piece of Shenron the Eternal Dragon yakuza-style.
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
What Mandela universe are you from? I'm from the one where the Pringles guy was chomping on a big cigar.
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What Mandela universe are you from? I'm from the one where the Pringles guy was chomping on a big cigar.
For once can we have a scandal about politicians fucking people who are too OLD?
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
For once can we have a scandal about politicians fucking people who are too OLD?
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You know your friends are doing well in life when they have a 4 slice toaster.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You know your friends are doing well in life when they have a 4 slice toaster.
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before