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Scarimonious
@scarimonious.bsky.social
Horror movie and tv binge watcher. ESO player. Tuxedo cat wrangler (Domino & Nyx). Sometimes artist/writer, always a fangirl. Forever tired. She/her.
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"And Tiny Tim, who shall never die, still lies dreaming in Old R'lyeh, turning and twisting in fitful malice until the stars align once more."
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nyx goes nuts after I've brushed my teeth and tries to shove her whole face into my mouth. Tonight, I took her to the bathroom while I brushed my teeth and breathed on her. She was so happy that she headbutted my eye. Twice. I entirely brought this upon myself.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
First time having proper roast turkey tonight.

Can't say I'm a fan.

It's fine? But I would prefer a roast chook.
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Happy Howlidays 🐺

I hope your Yule/xmas celebration is extra rare!

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For those who been following me for a while, should remember what I call my "shitty doodle" style.. I plan on doing some more of these in 2026 :)

I was a bit inspired by "Territorial Behavior" by Jakub Rozalski
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Here, in the forest,
dark and deep,
i offer you,
eternal sleep.
November 11, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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*Places cookie on your tongue*

Body of Santa

*Gives you a sip of milk*

Blood of Santa
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
IO SATURNALIA!
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Yo
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Rest. May you dream of wolves.

Sleep amongst me and let me lift your sorrow.
2021
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hard pass, Avengers.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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One can only hope Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting their asses beat is a sign the hellmouth opened by the 2016 Cubs win is starting to close.
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I got a terrible AI captcha. New fear unlocked - bear with hands.
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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It's National Flashlight Day.
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Happy Solstice ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Mads “I Created the Death Star” Mikkelsen
Mads Mikkelsen reveals he helped his brother Lars Mikkelsen (Thrawn in AHSOKA) build a LEGO Death Star for Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I think I need this in televised Yule log format.
#HorrorSky
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am in no way a big boxing fan but seeing both Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting their lights punched has elevated me to a higher state of being.
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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I worked closely with Christopher Nolan and costume designer Ellen Mirojnick to design every aspect of this character. Seeing this today….. PHEW, I will keep this feeling forever.
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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ALT text:
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I am awake because Domino needed to show me a ray of sunshine.
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Also, Gay Up The Place whenever possible. And befriend cats. But yeah, that covers it.
LIFE RULES:
Insulate your house with books to ward off evil
Oppose the zombie AI apocalypse
Never click on a link to the Daily Mail
Use double the recommended amount of garlic
Always stop to say hi to sheep
And to horses too (but in a fake posh voice)

I think that's more or less everything covered?
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Your timeline has been booped
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM