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Darren Aranofsky's new project is AI slop, but what do you expect him to do? Satoshi Kon tragically passed away in 2010, so Aranofsky has long been lacking in an actual artist to steal from
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Katy Perry: "Wait, if Al Jolson is dead, then who was I having dinner with?!"
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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perfect film
The Night of the Hunter turns 70 today, on the short list of the movies that forever changed the medium
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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“Subway trips can have a chaotic or even menacing quality.” You are a coward.
The characterization of the subway is stuck in mid-pandemic mindset and honestly who cares about these bus fare numbers that much? Yeah fare evasion is bad but this isn’t a good reason to hand the mayoralty to an inept sex creep out for revenge. What a useless editorial board.
June 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire
May 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Happy May Day
May 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
September 20, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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yeah, weird that the left wasn’t present at the Fourteen Words conference
does anyone have a cannon pointed at the sun I can borrow? need to shoot myself into the sun with a cannon
April 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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mods are asleep eat from the forbidden tree
March 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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火車
MQ5-4RF-6XG

#SuperMarioMaker2
January 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Just remembered learning about Edgar Allan Poe's life in English class and the third time somebody died of consumption a kid behind me went "Oh come ON"
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM