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According to the new rules, if you and a few friends go to a defense contractor’s testing facility and you say “where are the missiles” and they don’t let you in then all federal funds for defense contractors will be frozen
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
According to the new rules, if you and a few friends go to a defense contractor’s testing facility and you say “where are the missiles” and they don’t let you in then all federal funds for defense contractors will be frozen
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In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
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happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 PM
happy new year
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here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
here’s hoping 2026 is just one year
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my 2025 year in review
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
my 2025 year in review
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Oh great. That’s just what we need. ANOTHER fucking year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Oh great. That’s just what we need. ANOTHER fucking year.
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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New Year’s Eve
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
New Year’s Eve
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[me flirting] tell me how you’re gonna celebrate when it happens
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
[me flirting] tell me how you’re gonna celebrate when it happens
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SHE WAS AN ASSHOLE. IT’S CANON.
Someone blocked me because I said the goddess Athena was a jerk.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
SHE WAS AN ASSHOLE. IT’S CANON.
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We won't begin to roll back the tide of fascism until white liberals come to terms with the fact that tens of millions of their fellow citizens actively, knowingly, support racist Gestapo policies. Tens of millions of racists were not deluded or misled. How will you adjust your strategy accordingly?
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We won't begin to roll back the tide of fascism until white liberals come to terms with the fact that tens of millions of their fellow citizens actively, knowingly, support racist Gestapo policies. Tens of millions of racists were not deluded or misled. How will you adjust your strategy accordingly?
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Heavy winter rains and strong winds have brought new dangers to displaced Palestinians in a Gaza devastated by Israel.
Tents flooded by heavy rains in Gaza amid calls for Israel to let in aid
Heavy winter rains and strong winds have brought new dangers to displaced Palestinians in a Gaza devastated by Israel.
www.aljazeera.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Heavy winter rains and strong winds have brought new dangers to displaced Palestinians in a Gaza devastated by Israel.
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tech bros are not beating the “never read an entire book”
allegations
allegations
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
tech bros are not beating the “never read an entire book”
allegations
allegations
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
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I would like to cancel my subscription of adulthood
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I would like to cancel my subscription of adulthood
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“I heard somebody telling somebody else about a thing that happened to this other guy” lmao staggering journalistic rigor
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“I heard somebody telling somebody else about a thing that happened to this other guy” lmao staggering journalistic rigor
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When I think of the British in India, i think of this detail from *1614*, 333 years before independence. 1614 is long before the empire, even the Company is new, but the arrogance and power is already there
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I think of the British in India, i think of this detail from *1614*, 333 years before independence. 1614 is long before the empire, even the Company is new, but the arrogance and power is already there