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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12h

Tried out a twin bed for the first time in 25 years and my first thought was “I have the right to an attorney”

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 12h

Getting a straight answer out of Pam Bondi is like trying to drink bolognese through bucatini, am I right?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

The condescension of two-bit Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi today underscores that the only thing this administration excels at is a complete lack of self-awareness.

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 1d

How about a fucking apology from any of these douches? Or maybe an admission that they were taken for a ride? Or even better, why don’t they lead their fan bases in opposing fascism.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 2d

“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 2d

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · Nov 26

I just called a squirrel “squirrel dick” right to his face and he didn’t seem bothered by it at all. Anxious. He seemed generally anxious.

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 3d

I want to learn how to watch rugby

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 3d

I did that thing where I was reading about the mysterious “Wow” signal and got spooked thinking about aliens and now I’m afraid of getting out of bed and I have to pee.

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 3d

White F-250 flying two enormous FUCK ICE flags eastbound on Lawrence if you want to go outside and salute

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 3d

When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.

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Guillotine Hunger Force @themilfmag.net · 3d

why do i get the feeling had the united states been the one to liberate the death camps we might have never seen those holocaust photos

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not enough of an optimist to wear suede.

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t agree with everything Trump says, but I do have to admit, I disagree with him on, well, everything.

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 5d

From a guy who knows a little bit about car control, Kimi Antonelli is such a fun driver to watch qualify.

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 5d

My brain ain't brainin' right, y'all.

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 5d

Friend: I went to a glitter factory last weekend!
Me: Uh, cool.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: So, uh. So how do they... how do they make the glitter?
Friend: They take a big piece of something shiny and bust it up!
Me: Oh

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 5d

Blow Pops>Tootsie Pops.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 5d

Get in loser, we're going losing

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5d

These are going to be exclusively used to lie about Starbucks cashiers refusing to take them

Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 5d

Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin

The draft design of the coin, which was overseen by the Office of the U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach, features Trump’s profile on one side of the coin.

www.politico.com

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 5d

This headline had me asking, “What does ‘warch’ mean and why wouldn’t you just say ‘most warch’ anyway?”

Forbes @forbes.com · 7d

Autonomous speedboat designer Saronic aims to use its fat warchest to build America’s largest shipyard and help the US to dominate commercial and military shipbuilding.

A Gonzo Plan To Beat China With Giant Robot Boats

Autonomous speedboat designer Saronic aims to use its fat warchest to build America’s largest shipyard and help the US to dominate commercial and military shipbuilding.

www.forbes.com

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Özden Terli @terliwetter.bsky.social · 6d

Klassiker

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 6d

Correct ✅ they did not have a PLAN for Black people staying home and resting and waiting. They wanted us in the streets to kick it off but we are not new to this we know who they are. 😎

Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMMhw7S7/

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Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man) @scottopotamus.bsky.social · 6d

The best thing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival is that I’m a lot more comfortable saying I don’t really like Bill Burr’s comedy.

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🌟Kullenite🌟 @kullenite.bsky.social · 6d

DO YOU STAY IN THE CAR WHEN YOU GET YOUR OIL CHANGED I NEED TO KNOW IM IN A SITUATION

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