The Cringerbread Man
@scottopotamus.bsky.social
Originally from bird land. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. He/Him.
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I’m sorry you think the road to hell is paved you stupid, stupid man.
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m sorry you think the road to hell is paved you stupid, stupid man.
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Teachers used to tell us as kids, "There are no stupid questions," and I truly believed it until Reddit came along.
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Teachers used to tell us as kids, "There are no stupid questions," and I truly believed it until Reddit came along.
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“Dont forget the little people”
- which I will be promptly doing when I win the 1.6 Bil tonight
- which I will be promptly doing when I win the 1.6 Bil tonight
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Dont forget the little people”
- which I will be promptly doing when I win the 1.6 Bil tonight
- which I will be promptly doing when I win the 1.6 Bil tonight
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I don't use marijuana recreationally I use it competitively
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I don't use marijuana recreationally I use it competitively
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Dear Santa, please burn it all down to the ground. Thanks - I have cookies for you
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Dear Santa, please burn it all down to the ground. Thanks - I have cookies for you
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dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
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Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
The Epstein-Nassar letter is fucking appalling. I'm shocked by it.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The Epstein-Nassar letter is fucking appalling. I'm shocked by it.
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The comments on this video on TikTok are so interesting to me because it is a lot of people saying that we can’t do this because what if Republicans try it to or what if Republicans reverse it. “We have to change the court the traditional way.”
did a video a few days ago making the case for supreme court expansion www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjB_...
Why Democrats need to expand the Supreme Court
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The comments on this video on TikTok are so interesting to me because it is a lot of people saying that we can’t do this because what if Republicans try it to or what if Republicans reverse it. “We have to change the court the traditional way.”
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When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
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Remember when I said Weiss was stupid and incompetent? Stuff like this. An actual television producer would understand this stuff - if not the exact schedule and procedures for how the episode was distributed, at least who they could ask who would know.
It’s actually not technically a leak. CBS News only operates in the US. A non-PSKY owned network Global TV has Canadian rights for 60 Minutes and aired it unedited since the call to pull the episode was made so late in the day. That broadcast was recorded and then shared across the internet.
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Remember when I said Weiss was stupid and incompetent? Stuff like this. An actual television producer would understand this stuff - if not the exact schedule and procedures for how the episode was distributed, at least who they could ask who would know.
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[ After redacted Epstein files released]
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
[ After redacted Epstein files released]
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
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Watching porn for the articles.
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Watching porn for the articles.
JD Vance says he doesn’t feel like he needs to apologize for being white, and nobody is asking him to. What he needs to apologize for is being JD Vance.
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
JD Vance says he doesn’t feel like he needs to apologize for being white, and nobody is asking him to. What he needs to apologize for is being JD Vance.
Why were all those lords a-leaping, anyway?
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why were all those lords a-leaping, anyway?
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I’m still trick-or-treating. The people have run out of candy. One lady gave me the keys to her Buick. Another guy hit me with a broom
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m still trick-or-treating. The people have run out of candy. One lady gave me the keys to her Buick. Another guy hit me with a broom
The Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin recession
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Donald J. Trump and Vladimir Putin recession
If he gets to call it the Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center, we get to call them the Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Files.
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If he gets to call it the Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center, we get to call them the Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Files.
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Yeah porn is great but have you ever
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Yeah porn is great but have you ever
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Andrew Tate has ideas about what bitches want but speaking on behalf of the bitches: this is what we really want
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Andrew Tate has ideas about what bitches want but speaking on behalf of the bitches: this is what we really want
Dopamine dressing? Is that like a gauze?
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dopamine dressing? Is that like a gauze?
Is "Gonzo" short for "Gorgonzola?"
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Is "Gonzo" short for "Gorgonzola?"
It's nice to get that shit outta the way early
I poop more times before 8 AM than most people do all day 💪
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's nice to get that shit outta the way early
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The main reason you don't see very many people with pet raccoons online is because once you have a pet raccoon, you are too busy hanging out with your raccoon to be online. There is also a good chance that the raccoon changed their Wi-Fi password.
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The main reason you don't see very many people with pet raccoons online is because once you have a pet raccoon, you are too busy hanging out with your raccoon to be online. There is also a good chance that the raccoon changed their Wi-Fi password.