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Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
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PSA: the director of the MELANIA documentary is on the right (www.webworm.co/melania/)
January 31, 2026 at 8:14 PM
PSA: the director of the MELANIA documentary is on the right (www.webworm.co/melania/)
Rob Delaney on Taskmaster when?
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Rob Delaney on Taskmaster when?
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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We can shoot Evander Kane into the sun. We have the technology.
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
We can shoot Evander Kane into the sun. We have the technology.
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they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
Don’t you *ever* show me a goalie looking sad/defeated unless it’s Jordan Binnington.
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Don’t you *ever* show me a goalie looking sad/defeated unless it’s Jordan Binnington.
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I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
I was funnier on Twitter :(
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I was funnier on Twitter :(
Epstein files when?
January 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Epstein files when?
mmmmm petrodollars 🤤
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
mmmmm petrodollars 🤤
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this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans
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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
Moved to a walkable country and now Pokemon Go is fun again!
Here’s my trainer code, nerds: 799428449350
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Here’s my trainer code, nerds: 799428449350
💖
December 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Moved to a walkable country and now Pokemon Go is fun again!
Here’s my trainer code, nerds: 799428449350
💖
Here’s my trainer code, nerds: 799428449350
💖
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NYT columnist David Brooks wrote an op-ed a few weeks ago titled, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out,” lamenting people are too focused on the Epstein scandal + saying "the QAnon mentality has taken over."
Today he appeared in 4 photos from the Epstein dump. Welp! www.huffpost.com/entry/david-...
Today he appeared in 4 photos from the Epstein dump. Welp! www.huffpost.com/entry/david-...
David Brooks Said ‘Count Me Out’ Of Epstein Story, Then Wound Up In Epstein Photos
There's no indication The New York Times columnist did anything wrong. But wow, the timing of his column and the photo dump is unfortunate!
www.huffpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
NYT columnist David Brooks wrote an op-ed a few weeks ago titled, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out,” lamenting people are too focused on the Epstein scandal + saying "the QAnon mentality has taken over."
Today he appeared in 4 photos from the Epstein dump. Welp! www.huffpost.com/entry/david-...
Today he appeared in 4 photos from the Epstein dump. Welp! www.huffpost.com/entry/david-...
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The only people who like AI is the generation that can be fooled into giving someone 50K in a shoebox. Young people think it looks like cheap shit.
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The only people who like AI is the generation that can be fooled into giving someone 50K in a shoebox. Young people think it looks like cheap shit.
Just FYI 50 Cent is…also a not very good dude.
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Just FYI 50 Cent is…also a not very good dude.
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cool just let me know when they're all dead
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
cool just let me know when they're all dead
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
My Spotify age is innumerable. My taste indeterminate. A digital footprint so formidable, Daniel Ek himself wept.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My Spotify age is innumerable. My taste indeterminate. A digital footprint so formidable, Daniel Ek himself wept.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)