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Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum. Welp, that's me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts Not Astrology: https://thecontributor.org/tag/hoboscopes/

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 14

and every breath we drew was a labubu

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 29d

This one's worth it, I promise. Listen here or wherever you get great podcasts.

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From street corners to campsites, the work of Miriam Field, harm reductionist

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · 29d

This one's worth it, I promise. Listen here or wherever you get great podcasts.

open.spotify.com/episode/1pxJ...

From street corners to campsites, the work of Miriam Field, harm reductionist

open.spotify.com

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This Is Nashville @thisisnashville.bsky.social · 29d

This week, This is Nashville examines harm reduction, medication assisted treatment and substance use disorder recovery and loss.

Today, Tuesday, 9/9, we speak with experts and those with lived experience about sanctioned harm reduction. Sanctioned harm reduction specifically applies to

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 24

Say the alphabet backwards three times in front of a mirror to show candyman he doesn't need to take your keys

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johnny myspace @johnnymyspace.bsky.social · Aug 23

Me: Oh how I long for death's sweet release!

Also me: *takes fish oil supplement*

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 22

At the Mayo Clinic, please, my condiment is very sick

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 23

My parents were people of science, which is why my whole family was at the mall every Saturday collecting survey data about people’s acceptance of personal saviors.

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Paul Ford @ftrain.bsky.social · Aug 24

Do you think God reads these posts? Or is he mostly on Instagram?

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 22

Once again confusing the way things are now with the way things are now for me

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Aug 20

Happy Taco Twednesday

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 20

Oh, they will.

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 20

Butterfly in the yard
I can go twice as hard

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 20

(sorry, I know it’s not cool to promote my inspirational equine webinar under your skeet, but Sherbet’s Cadet says I should take every opportunity by the reins)

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johnny myspace @johnnymyspace.bsky.social · Aug 20

"You just gotta put one foot in front of the other...and then another foot in front of the other one...and then WHAT THE HELL?! You only have two feet?!"—my horse trying to motivate me

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 20

#ClopToTheTop

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 19

—From The Sermon on The Mount(ain Dew)

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johnny myspace @johnnymyspace.bsky.social · Aug 19

I miss you! [the aim of my blow dart gun wildly off]

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 19

I don't often make sequels but when I do I'm curious about what happened when I did

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 23

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · Aug 13

I made you a lint golom from the bits of black t-shirt that get stuck in the sweaty folds gathering rapidly beneath my chin. But what did you ever make me, Kevin? Other than sad, I mean.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Aug 15

Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg

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Scrimshaw @scrimshaw.bsky.social · Aug 19

A Taco Bell drive-thru menu stands alone on a barren hill.
A crowd gathers.
Quiet.
Waiting.
Some sway & squint, wiping sweat from foreheads & necks.
Others, exhausted, sit smiling on dry, patchy grass.
A warm voice crackles from the speaker:
“The Baja first shall be Baja Blast.”

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 14

I’m so glad our sun is too bright to see the baby in it.

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