ETSY WITCH EVANGELIST
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Chronic reposter.
Witchcraft truther.
Actively summoning flames directly from hell (or store-bought is fine)
Witchcraft truther.
Actively summoning flames directly from hell (or store-bought is fine)
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This site has the juice
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This site has the juice
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Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
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The ideal 2025 CFB game would be Miami’s defensive front vs Texas Tech’s defensive front. Include a ball if you really want I guess
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The ideal 2025 CFB game would be Miami’s defensive front vs Texas Tech’s defensive front. Include a ball if you really want I guess
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Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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Buckeyes were no match for butthole eyes
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Buckeyes were no match for butthole eyes
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Bo don't know pass pro
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Bo don't know pass pro
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Outside of the one pass to Smith, Buckeyes have 27 total yards of offense in the first half of the most important game of the season.
1.5 games in a row of disasterclass football from the Ohio State coaching staff.
Honestly one of the most noteworthy collapses in modern college football history.
1.5 games in a row of disasterclass football from the Ohio State coaching staff.
Honestly one of the most noteworthy collapses in modern college football history.
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Outside of the one pass to Smith, Buckeyes have 27 total yards of offense in the first half of the most important game of the season.
1.5 games in a row of disasterclass football from the Ohio State coaching staff.
Honestly one of the most noteworthy collapses in modern college football history.
1.5 games in a row of disasterclass football from the Ohio State coaching staff.
Honestly one of the most noteworthy collapses in modern college football history.
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lookin like pat mcafee’s dick
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
lookin like pat mcafee’s dick
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wheel of fortune ass monument
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
wheel of fortune ass monument
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first alien to be behind on child support
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
first alien to be behind on child support
Sheeeeeiiiiiit….RIP
Isiah Whitlock Jr, best known for his role as Clay Davis on “The Wire,” has died. He was 71
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
deadline.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sheeeeeiiiiiit….RIP
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
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Farted loudly in a restaurant 15-20 yrs ago & everyone got made at me including nearby Ray Liotta, may he rest in peace
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Farted loudly in a restaurant 15-20 yrs ago & everyone got made at me including nearby Ray Liotta, may he rest in peace
Wait, did something happen that forced them to rethink those?
I miss the old Isotoner football player commercials.
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wait, did something happen that forced them to rethink those?
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Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
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homage to a former bills legend
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
homage to a former bills legend
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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Wow, BYU won the Pop-Tarts Bowl, beating a ranked team in a big comeback with new pastry lore? They must have been the most Playoff-snubbed team of all. I don't know of any other teams that barely missed the Playoff and then were invited to take it out on the committee on the Pop-Tarts stage
Hang the snubbed champ banner, BYU. Plus: Michigan lucks into Kyle Whittingham
Until Saturday is The Athletic's free college football newsletter.
www.nytimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wow, BYU won the Pop-Tarts Bowl, beating a ranked team in a big comeback with new pastry lore? They must have been the most Playoff-snubbed team of all. I don't know of any other teams that barely missed the Playoff and then were invited to take it out on the committee on the Pop-Tarts stage
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And the protein Pop-Tart, WHO DID NOT DIE...
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And the protein Pop-Tart, WHO DID NOT DIE...
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron