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I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room
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Dis lipa makes music for lunch breaks
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dis lipa makes music for lunch breaks
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wore a cowboy costume to work today and first thing a coworker says to me is “brokeback mountain, love it!”
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wore a cowboy costume to work today and first thing a coworker says to me is “brokeback mountain, love it!”
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theater goers in 2003:
I love holes!
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
theater goers in 2003:
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Sure, turkey bacon manufacturer website, you can store files on my device. But only what's strictly necessary, ok?
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sure, turkey bacon manufacturer website, you can store files on my device. But only what's strictly necessary, ok?
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Wizard Wednesday y’all
March 13, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Wizard Wednesday y’all
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if aliens ever come to earth i hope they get to try instant ramen
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
if aliens ever come to earth i hope they get to try instant ramen
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Don't photograph anyone else at a protest either.
ProTip. Don’t photograph yourself at a protest.
Take a picture of yourself at the No Kings rally.
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Don't photograph anyone else at a protest either.
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a car is a chastity cage for your entire body
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
a car is a chastity cage for your entire body
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hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great
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your friend who hangs a little outside the circle when you're partying outside at night
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
your friend who hangs a little outside the circle when you're partying outside at night
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this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES
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Good morning bloomfies 🫶🏻
October 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Good morning bloomfies 🫶🏻
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if bluesky fails, you’ll have to have a seance to hear my posts
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
if bluesky fails, you’ll have to have a seance to hear my posts
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Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that
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Neeeed to queen out with her
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Neeeed to queen out with her
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steampunk obama be like "uhhh let me be gear"
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
steampunk obama be like "uhhh let me be gear"
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what if we all went goblin mode
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
what if we all went goblin mode
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this is a tweet i think of often
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is a tweet i think of often
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the government may shut down but I will never shut up
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the government may shut down but I will never shut up
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Have you guys seen this
September 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Have you guys seen this
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