Seguran aka Seg
@seguran.bsky.social
E N B Y, I got no alibi. I’m ENBY. ::wiggles in a dance-like fashion::
And much to everyone’s chagrin, I persist.
And much to everyone’s chagrin, I persist.
![The image says "Shen is seeking an ENGLISH -> BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE TRANSLATOR TO TRANSLATE ABOUT 100 COMICS! - Image editing is not required. I only need a translation of the text, panel by panel, like "panel 1: [dialogue], panel 2: [dialogue]" - Comics are generally 4-6 panels with 2-8 lines of dialogue between them. - Must be fluent in Brazilian Portuguese, preferably including modern slang and grammatical quirks. If interested, my DMs on here are temporarily open to anyone. Please message me your rates!" There is also a picture of Shen with a determined expression with sparkles in his eyes, clenching his fists in front of himself. He is saying "those fellas in my quote replies... I... I must SPEAK to them...!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fnmi7afaet3hqjmsagh5mc2p/bafkreigd6yy42lqftuhzqbsb2ospimc7ir4glzuvh552hfstyz2jtcoddy@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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I don't know about you but I am very sick of worrying about the future. I want a competent BORING government.
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I don't know about you but I am very sick of worrying about the future. I want a competent BORING government.
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Burnout is genuinely life-destroying and I really can't say, on this website, what I think should happen to managers who not only let it happen to one individual worker but who systemically make it happen on large groups of workers.
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Burnout is genuinely life-destroying and I really can't say, on this website, what I think should happen to managers who not only let it happen to one individual worker but who systemically make it happen on large groups of workers.
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
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It's been a while since I last shared this, and I think we're long overdue for some positivity.
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
It's been a while since I last shared this, and I think we're long overdue for some positivity.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
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Totodile from Kalos be like:
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Totodile from Kalos be like:
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Wish I could internalize this
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wish I could internalize this
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If discord tries to implement AI we just gonna have to mass-cancel nitros like when they were planning on some NFT shit.
January 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If discord tries to implement AI we just gonna have to mass-cancel nitros like when they were planning on some NFT shit.
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
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if nothing else i guess it's good to be reminded of the all important maxim of today's internet: mind ur fuckin business and stop quote dunking shit
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 AM
if nothing else i guess it's good to be reminded of the all important maxim of today's internet: mind ur fuckin business and stop quote dunking shit
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
that’s not a hand imprint. it’s actually the soul of a damned ready to massage your butt.
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
that’s not a hand imprint. it’s actually the soul of a damned ready to massage your butt.
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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🎉lucky purple worm upon you
🥺wish him a happy new year back
🥺wish him a happy new year back
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🎉lucky purple worm upon you
🥺wish him a happy new year back
🥺wish him a happy new year back
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Here's an assortment of context-less memes images from this year on stream to enjoy!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Here's an assortment of context-less memes images from this year on stream to enjoy!!