Sebastian
@seruk.bsky.social
Why did I pick this as my profile picture
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somehow they do this for trump like twice a week. I think even homer would realize it's fake by the third go around.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
somehow they do this for trump like twice a week. I think even homer would realize it's fake by the third go around.
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i love that we've allowed one company to hyperscale to the point where if they fuck something up or fall over half the fucking internet collapses.
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i love that we've allowed one company to hyperscale to the point where if they fuck something up or fall over half the fucking internet collapses.
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On Instagram: omg Taylor is getting married!!
On Twitter: can't believe the Jew Taylor Swift is married... she doesn't have any eggs
On Bloosky: can't believe Taylor Swift isn't wearing a mask 5 years into a pandemic...
On Tiktok: omg first human-nephilim marriage since tartaria
On Twitter: can't believe the Jew Taylor Swift is married... she doesn't have any eggs
On Bloosky: can't believe Taylor Swift isn't wearing a mask 5 years into a pandemic...
On Tiktok: omg first human-nephilim marriage since tartaria
August 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
On Instagram: omg Taylor is getting married!!
On Twitter: can't believe the Jew Taylor Swift is married... she doesn't have any eggs
On Bloosky: can't believe Taylor Swift isn't wearing a mask 5 years into a pandemic...
On Tiktok: omg first human-nephilim marriage since tartaria
On Twitter: can't believe the Jew Taylor Swift is married... she doesn't have any eggs
On Bloosky: can't believe Taylor Swift isn't wearing a mask 5 years into a pandemic...
On Tiktok: omg first human-nephilim marriage since tartaria
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the perfect Shakespeare ad, no notes
July 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the perfect Shakespeare ad, no notes
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Do not lead the goats.
July 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Do not lead the goats.
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This is so fucking funny holy shit
I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"
Exclusive: Operation Excalibur in Los Angeles “Show of Presence”
Leaks from military's LA deployment reveal Coca Cola vs. Pepsi rivalry, sweaty guardsmen, and abject failure
www.kenklippenstein.com
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is so fucking funny holy shit
Incredible stuff
Xbox producer recommends laid off workers should use AI to 'help reduce the emotional and cognitive load that comes with job loss':
aftermath.site/xbox-microsoft...
aftermath.site/xbox-microsoft...
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Incredible stuff
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This chart tells you everything you need to know about the NYC mayoral race. Everyday New Yorkers vs money.
June 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This chart tells you everything you need to know about the NYC mayoral race. Everyday New Yorkers vs money.
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I pitched the NYT on this and they passed cause "all democrats are good with LGBTQ people"
Zohran Mamdani is the only democrat in the mayoral race that released an LGBTQ platform and the only democrat in the country (that I know of) to commit to safeguarding gender affirming care for youth + adults with $$.
June 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I pitched the NYT on this and they passed cause "all democrats are good with LGBTQ people"
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I've been banging this drum for years now, I know, but Zohran's Big Night is a clear illustration of the power of giving people a vision of the future that boldly contradicts the rhetoric of Republican fearmongers. Not just "disagrees on policies," but actively paints a different image of the world.
June 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I've been banging this drum for years now, I know, but Zohran's Big Night is a clear illustration of the power of giving people a vision of the future that boldly contradicts the rhetoric of Republican fearmongers. Not just "disagrees on policies," but actively paints a different image of the world.
Very cool! Congrats NYC and DSA. Hope this can help the dems get the fucking message already. This is what you need to be doing to win
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Very cool! Congrats NYC and DSA. Hope this can help the dems get the fucking message already. This is what you need to be doing to win
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Metal Gear Solid / Print ad / Konami / 1998
June 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Metal Gear Solid / Print ad / Konami / 1998
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During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
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This idea that there is a god given right for fascists to always be allowed to run in elections because somehow democracy is threatened by not allowing fascists to run for office is profoundly stupid, dangerous and makes people sound patently insane.
Fascists want to kill democracy. That is all.
Fascists want to kill democracy. That is all.
Surprised to see @economist.com on the ‘politicians should be allowed to do crimes without consequences’ team. www.economist.com/leaders/2025...
Why Marine Le Pen should be allowed to run for president
Punish the offender without also punishing French democracy
www.economist.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
This idea that there is a god given right for fascists to always be allowed to run in elections because somehow democracy is threatened by not allowing fascists to run for office is profoundly stupid, dangerous and makes people sound patently insane.
Fascists want to kill democracy. That is all.
Fascists want to kill democracy. That is all.
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Centrism is always sold as savvy politics, it's presented as a strategy designed to win votes. But this illustrates that it is almost entirely ideological
@aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov's rallies have been so successful that it's "worrying some moderate Democrats who fear Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez could tug the party to the left."
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
What the Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez mega-rallies are really about
The two progressives are bringing energy to a party that has been exhausted and furious in the second Trump era.
www.politico.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Centrism is always sold as savvy politics, it's presented as a strategy designed to win votes. But this illustrates that it is almost entirely ideological
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What’s it called when several male police officers refused to walk down the hall into the line of fire, and abandoned the young school children of Robb Elementary in Uvalde,Texas?
caitlin flanagan here engaged in an act of hand waving so violent im amazed her wrist didn’t break
March 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
What’s it called when several male police officers refused to walk down the hall into the line of fire, and abandoned the young school children of Robb Elementary in Uvalde,Texas?
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Happy tenth birthday to a real one
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Happy tenth birthday to a real one
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'Anti-woke' Real Game Awards honours trans developer - her reaction is priceless
'Anti-woke' Real Game Awards honours trans developer - her reaction is priceless
An independent anti-woke alternative to the Game Awards has awarded one of its best games titles to a trans games developer.
www.thepinknews.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
'Anti-woke' Real Game Awards honours trans developer - her reaction is priceless
why do people do empty quote tweets like this?
December 13, 2024 at 10:42 AM
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The Small Parts Wars
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 PM
The Small Parts Wars
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Me, *sobbing*: You can't just call every strange event an "op." That's just calling it "fake" without any effort to distinguish the illusory from the real. Calling events "ops" is a non-explanation that makes you feel like you're avoiding deceit.
Social media users, pointing at the news: Total op.
Social media users, pointing at the news: Total op.
December 10, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Me, *sobbing*: You can't just call every strange event an "op." That's just calling it "fake" without any effort to distinguish the illusory from the real. Calling events "ops" is a non-explanation that makes you feel like you're avoiding deceit.
Social media users, pointing at the news: Total op.
Social media users, pointing at the news: Total op.
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I would rather fucking kill myself
I wonder if anyone at The Onion has trained an LLM on the entire Onion archives and set it loose.
September 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I would rather fucking kill myself