Shazquatch
@shazquatch.bsky.social
Still here despite it all (he/him)
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere
BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
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If you can't read it via the pay wall, you can read a free article over here which sums it up- www.avclub.com/neil-gaiman-...
January 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you can't read it via the pay wall, you can read a free article over here which sums it up- www.avclub.com/neil-gaiman-...
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wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to
January 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to
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On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
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Sucks when every sound makes you mad and your head is too full then you have to bite your hands real hard so it empties out.
January 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sucks when every sound makes you mad and your head is too full then you have to bite your hands real hard so it empties out.
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
going into 2025 with this energy
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Basically going to just trade off between cooking Japanese curry + rice and turkey chili every day until spring
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Basically going to just trade off between cooking Japanese curry + rice and turkey chili every day until spring
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An Industry Reacts
December 17, 2024 at 11:50 PM
An Industry Reacts
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Carolers: 🎵jingle bells🎵
Batman: i love Christmastime
Carolers: 🎵 batman smells🎵
Batman: what the heck
Batman: i love Christmastime
Carolers: 🎵 batman smells🎵
Batman: what the heck
December 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Carolers: 🎵jingle bells🎵
Batman: i love Christmastime
Carolers: 🎵 batman smells🎵
Batman: what the heck
Batman: i love Christmastime
Carolers: 🎵 batman smells🎵
Batman: what the heck
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How are you in congress telling me to stay positive. Like try giving us something to be positive about. Choke out the guy next to you bitch
December 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
How are you in congress telling me to stay positive. Like try giving us something to be positive about. Choke out the guy next to you bitch
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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you will never regret owning a blowtorch
December 14, 2024 at 7:16 PM
you will never regret owning a blowtorch
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i genuinely on a visceral level hate seeing rich people out and about
December 15, 2024 at 2:01 AM
i genuinely on a visceral level hate seeing rich people out and about
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*sees someone wearing a nasa shirt*
“oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”
“oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”
December 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
*sees someone wearing a nasa shirt*
“oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”
“oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”
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inspecting each costco rotisserie chicken like a show dog
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
inspecting each costco rotisserie chicken like a show dog
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What’s been most noteworthy to me in thinking about the response of the CEO class to this is that changing practices hasn’t really entered the picture. Beefing up security seems to be the dominant response — extracting fewer profits isn’t even on the table.
Link: www.jphilll.com/p/executive-....
Link: www.jphilll.com/p/executive-....
“Executive Safety”
Security shouldn't be reserved for CEOs
www.jphilll.com
December 12, 2024 at 12:58 AM
What’s been most noteworthy to me in thinking about the response of the CEO class to this is that changing practices hasn’t really entered the picture. Beefing up security seems to be the dominant response — extracting fewer profits isn’t even on the table.
Link: www.jphilll.com/p/executive-....
Link: www.jphilll.com/p/executive-....
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
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In the hospital cafeteria they have these biscuits in the morning that aren't bad, so I buy one and some bacon and make a little breakfast sandwich that only costs $2. This is why I am one of the original Deal Kings.
December 8, 2024 at 12:46 PM
In the hospital cafeteria they have these biscuits in the morning that aren't bad, so I buy one and some bacon and make a little breakfast sandwich that only costs $2. This is why I am one of the original Deal Kings.
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,