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Made a note in my diary on the way over….simply says ‘bugger’ #nufc #pspa
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this guy was right five years ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Spot on Mick. When and only when PIF have delivered a summer of non chaos where Eddie isn’t the only man standing, THEN people can question him.
Is this the biggest crisis since the takeover? What’s the context and explanation for the drop off in PL results and away form? My half baked explanation in this week’s blog - ra for reading #NUFC

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THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES - Bruised - 11/Nov/25
United's away day horror shows continue amid rising pressure on everyone in Black & White.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Is this the biggest crisis since the takeover? What’s the context and explanation for the drop off in PL results and away form? My half baked explanation in this week’s blog - ra for reading #NUFC

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THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES - Bruised - 11/Nov/25
United's away day horror shows continue amid rising pressure on everyone in Black & White.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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We’re seeing the consequences of having no DoF over summer period, inept handling of Isak and of course no CEO. PIF should apologise to Howe for how poorly they have managed #NUFC this last year. The buck stops with them - Howe won a cup and into a CL qualifying position. He’s done the business.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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4 years of King Eddie.

Some people would have you believe he's not good enough, that things were better in the 90s. These people are completely and utterly off their fucking lips.

Man's had us in 2 cup finals, won 1 of them, and qualified for the Champions League twice. Untouchable. #NUFC
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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30 years ago today, Homer Simpson purposely gained weight to get on disability so he could work from home. “King-Size Homer” premiered November 5, 1995.
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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soon
November 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND PUT IT IN SLOW MOTION 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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The flick by Nick, the finish by Barnes 😍. What a great team goal by Newcastle! #championsleague
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October 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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My “I only hung out with Jeffrey Epstein because i was hanging out with a lot of rapists at the time” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist
October 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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It shouldn't be niche, but the moment private property was invented and land became owned by individuals and corporations, universal basic income became a human right, and every day since it has been unethical to not implement UBI.
The Spaceballs Argument for Unconditional Basic Income (UBI)
There is an argument frequently made against the concept of unconditional basic income (UBI) that essentially goes like this: "Life requires work. You can't just expect to live without work, and it's ...
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October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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30 years ago today, Lisa is told by her family that she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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postmodern finance theory
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"Wait, I can explain..."
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Four years on since the end of Mike Ashley and the PIF led takeover - Matthew Philpotts shines a hard light #NUFC -

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Takeover anniversary
Matthew reflects on the progress of the last four years, separating the #cans from the #can'ts
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October 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!
October 1, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Newcastle says no to fascism.

The far right brought a hundred or so with them, bussed from far and wide. This city turned out 1000s, from local communities, estates and streets. Geordies of all backgrounds coming together and outnumbering the purveyors of hate by some distance.

Newcastle united.
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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How do we fix this mess?
September 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM