Kyle Shipley
@shipstar.bsky.social
Aspiring identity thief at mostlybits.co, working on hutchstaging.com (#rubyonrails) and sometimes Playdate games like https://play.date/games/doink/ (#lua).
Video games, programming, music, and more.
Video games, programming, music, and more.
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Kyle Shipley
@shipstar.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Every time I say something like “I have excellent proprioception” I am immediately punished for my hubris by walking into a door
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Eliza is 50% off. It’s a fully-voiced visual novel about an AI therapy app. It was released in 2019, years before the idea of AI became what it is now. How much did it get right? What did it get wrong? Play it for yourself (play the whole thing) and decide.
store.steampowered.com/app/716500/E...
store.steampowered.com/app/716500/E...
Save 50% on Eliza on Steam
Eliza is a visual novel about an AI counseling program, the people who develop it, and the people who use it. Follow Evelyn Ishino-Aubrey as she reconnects with people from her past, gets to know the ...
store.steampowered.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Eliza is 50% off. It’s a fully-voiced visual novel about an AI therapy app. It was released in 2019, years before the idea of AI became what it is now. How much did it get right? What did it get wrong? Play it for yourself (play the whole thing) and decide.
store.steampowered.com/app/716500/E...
store.steampowered.com/app/716500/E...
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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what if the way to create new ideas is put all the old ideas in a cauldron and melt them down and then drink the idea sludge
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
what if the way to create new ideas is put all the old ideas in a cauldron and melt them down and then drink the idea sludge
[An exchange between two of my friends back in college. The windshield is covered in snow.]
Passenger: Can you…see anything?
Driver: Only enough to know we’re in terrible danger.
Passenger: Can you…see anything?
Driver: Only enough to know we’re in terrible danger.
the DoorDashers and Instacarters and UberEaters are driving with their car windows COMPLETELY covered in snow. Just the wiper path on the windshield cleared. 75% of them grew up in tropical latitudes. I’m begging you not to send them out to get you treats in a blizzard.
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
[An exchange between two of my friends back in college. The windshield is covered in snow.]
Passenger: Can you…see anything?
Driver: Only enough to know we’re in terrible danger.
Passenger: Can you…see anything?
Driver: Only enough to know we’re in terrible danger.
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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It's about that time again
December 17, 2024 at 2:56 PM
It's about that time again
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
Are there still rap collectives a la Wu Tang that roll up on a track with 12 people?
This seems like an unexplored solution to the male loneliness epidemic.
This seems like an unexplored solution to the male loneliness epidemic.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Are there still rap collectives a la Wu Tang that roll up on a track with 12 people?
This seems like an unexplored solution to the male loneliness epidemic.
This seems like an unexplored solution to the male loneliness epidemic.
A little suspicious that Wyoming is searching turkey recipes so furiously
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A little suspicious that Wyoming is searching turkey recipes so furiously
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Say what you will about the Nazis, but they sure know how to cater a party!
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Say what you will about the Nazis, but they sure know how to cater a party!
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Interesting post: A list of other catastrophes that are probably fake open.substack.com/pub/andymasl...
A list of other catastrophes that are probably fake
Adding to this over time
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Interesting post: A list of other catastrophes that are probably fake open.substack.com/pub/andymasl...
Oh another new Tim Robinson show?
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oh another new Tim Robinson show?
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Can we skip waiting for retirement and induct this chart into the chart hall of fame immediately
AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can we skip waiting for retirement and induct this chart into the chart hall of fame immediately
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kind of annoys me when people use the aesthetics of graffiti to show they're edgy and cool while also calling for more punitive laws, which punish the graffiti artists who give that aesthetic its cultural meaning
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
kind of annoys me when people use the aesthetics of graffiti to show they're edgy and cool while also calling for more punitive laws, which punish the graffiti artists who give that aesthetic its cultural meaning
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Missed this joke at the time: “Write Tahani Al-Jamil’s Borges’s Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote” 10/10
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Missed this joke at the time: “Write Tahani Al-Jamil’s Borges’s Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote” 10/10
Pretty sure this song was the "Hit 'Em Up" of the 1930s www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN2K...
Cole Porter - Anything Goes (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pretty sure this song was the "Hit 'Em Up" of the 1930s www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN2K...
Why are there falsehoods but not truthcowls?
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why are there falsehoods but not truthcowls?