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what do you even do in descriptions anymore
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First work of the year, decanted fully!

#Art #DarkArt
January 2, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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The modern youtube experience drives me crazy. I accidentally hit the chatbot button and it's like. yeah, man. sure. give me the cliff's notes on a 2 minute gag from home movies.
home movies coach mcguirk tattoos ending explained.
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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Heritage post
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Every post I make is specifically about you. Every time I say something that excludes your very narrow personal experience, that was intentional. You owe me an apology (you know what you did) and then maybe I will stop making every post about you.
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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The way almost every murder in Ace Attorney is rooted in a years-previous murder means the last case of the series should be a flashback to the Cain and Abel case, the root of all crime.
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 02,1953
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 31,1952
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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after this, there is no turning back. you take the blue pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside and you will fall asleep. you take the red pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside, but you will stay awake. remember: all im offering is the truth.
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
damn did he donate his hand too?
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 28,1940
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Thanks for nothing, @time.com .

@theonion.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I knew Bluesky would find the Deep Space 9 connection
Your annual reminder that the sister in the Folgers incest commercial is played by Jeffrey Combs' daughter
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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a quintessential part of on cinema history. it's truly insane that this ran in theaters with zero context. absolutely amazing cinema and a five bagger for sure
You can now stream Mister America (2019) with a sub on the HEI Network!

Following the events of The Trial, Mister America follows Tim Heidecker as he runs for office in an attempt to oust and replace San Bernadino County D.A. Vincent Rosetti.

Stream at: heinetwork.tv/more/mister-...
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 25,1937
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That time of year again
sunday mood
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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fragrance tester jungle juice
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Santa's Beard. youtu.be/xKBk4aP4-nE
They Might Be Giants - Santa's Beard (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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kris kringle: mindfreak
December 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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This holiday season, please think of the children.
@theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM