Shoshi
@shoshi-lilly.bsky.social
Just taking a look around :)
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2025 was a rocky one but, uh, hang in there.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
2025 was a rocky one but, uh, hang in there.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
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ANYWAY, HAPPY NEW YEAR, FRIENDS AND READERS AND FELLOW WEIRDOS
*holds up the carcass of 2025 to let 2026 know we are without mercy, so it better be on its best goddamn behavior*
*holds up the carcass of 2025 to let 2026 know we are without mercy, so it better be on its best goddamn behavior*
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
ANYWAY, HAPPY NEW YEAR, FRIENDS AND READERS AND FELLOW WEIRDOS
*holds up the carcass of 2025 to let 2026 know we are without mercy, so it better be on its best goddamn behavior*
*holds up the carcass of 2025 to let 2026 know we are without mercy, so it better be on its best goddamn behavior*
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My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com
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I would like to thank potatoes for always being there for me this year
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I would like to thank potatoes for always being there for me this year
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Author photo. From my collection, no date/info.
December 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Author photo. From my collection, no date/info.
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The most annoying sound in the world? Gotta be the beating heart under the floorboards. We get it. We’re haunted by our conscience and slowly going mad. It’s been done!
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The most annoying sound in the world? Gotta be the beating heart under the floorboards. We get it. We’re haunted by our conscience and slowly going mad. It’s been done!
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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I bring a real “see this is why I didn’t wanna go out” vibe to the function that people really seem to enjoy
December 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I bring a real “see this is why I didn’t wanna go out” vibe to the function that people really seem to enjoy
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for ALL future sins?
December 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
for ALL future sins?
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This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
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writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”
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Today in the town of David a saviour has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord.
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today in the town of David a saviour has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord.
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For as little as a dollar, you can help make sure these meeces have cheeses this holiday season
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For as little as a dollar, you can help make sure these meeces have cheeses this holiday season
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December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it for lunch.
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it for lunch.
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Merry Christmas :) ❤ #GoodOmens #GoodOmensMemes
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Merry Christmas :) ❤ #GoodOmens #GoodOmensMemes
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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Hard archaeologist endorse
let’s eat the tomb bread, let’s drink the gelatinized mummies, let’s slice up any mysterious antediluvian cheeses we find, let’s hatch the doom egg and make doom egg salad, let’s make an apocalyptic charcuterie board and feast
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hard archaeologist endorse
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
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Happy Solstice everybody
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Solstice everybody
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault