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Me: *have intrusive thought while staring at cat*
Me, uncertainly: Hey Google, play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', but by cats.
Google Home: Playing 'In the Hall of the Meowntain Ki—
Me: FUCK YES
Me, uncertainly: Hey Google, play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', but by cats.
Google Home: Playing 'In the Hall of the Meowntain Ki—
Me: FUCK YES
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I think AOC going live on Insta and explaining how Congress works was the first time I’d ever seen someone genuinely wanting constituents to understand process so they could make better choices. Bonkers that so few people do this, since it’s so obviously effective.
January 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I think AOC going live on Insta and explaining how Congress works was the first time I’d ever seen someone genuinely wanting constituents to understand process so they could make better choices. Bonkers that so few people do this, since it’s so obviously effective.
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
Me: *have intrusive thought while staring at cat*
Me, uncertainly: Hey Google, play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', but by cats.
Google Home: Playing 'In the Hall of the Meowntain Ki—
Me: FUCK YES
Me, uncertainly: Hey Google, play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', but by cats.
Google Home: Playing 'In the Hall of the Meowntain Ki—
Me: FUCK YES
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Me: *have intrusive thought while staring at cat*
Me, uncertainly: Hey Google, play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', but by cats.
Google Home: Playing 'In the Hall of the Meowntain Ki—
Me: FUCK YES
Me, uncertainly: Hey Google, play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', but by cats.
Google Home: Playing 'In the Hall of the Meowntain Ki—
Me: FUCK YES
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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Asked why Chuck Schumer hasn't endorsed Zohran Mamdani, Rep. Ilhan Omar replies: "I really don't know — it makes no sense."
"In an election, we support our party's nominee. Schumer has pressured other Democrats to do just that, and he should be following his own advice."
"In an election, we support our party's nominee. Schumer has pressured other Democrats to do just that, and he should be following his own advice."
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Asked why Chuck Schumer hasn't endorsed Zohran Mamdani, Rep. Ilhan Omar replies: "I really don't know — it makes no sense."
"In an election, we support our party's nominee. Schumer has pressured other Democrats to do just that, and he should be following his own advice."
"In an election, we support our party's nominee. Schumer has pressured other Democrats to do just that, and he should be following his own advice."
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I don't give a shit if people on SNAP are buying cookies. I think they deserve MORE money than they're getting.
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't give a shit if people on SNAP are buying cookies. I think they deserve MORE money than they're getting.
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Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
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Questioning these losers’ Christianity to their faces is EXTREMELY effective.
Watch what happens when you tell them you’ll pray for God to change their hearts.
Watch what happens when you tell them you’ll pray for God to change their hearts.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Questioning these losers’ Christianity to their faces is EXTREMELY effective.
Watch what happens when you tell them you’ll pray for God to change their hearts.
Watch what happens when you tell them you’ll pray for God to change their hearts.
Now *this* is how you thump a bible!
October 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Now *this* is how you thump a bible!
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Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation.
youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...
youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...
AG Mayes Demands Speaker Johnson Swear In Adelita Grijalva | The Lead with Jake Tapper CNN
YouTube video by Arizona Attorney General's Office
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation.
youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...
youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...
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trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants
September 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
trumps administration is whining and begging everyone to stop comparing ICE to the gestapo meanwhile they act just like the gestapo and use social media to post aesthetic videos making fun of and demonizing immigrants
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incredible what a performative drama queen the vice president is
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
incredible what a performative drama queen the vice president is
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Brenna calls her Bluetooth headphones her "ear guys" which makes me think immediately of this
September 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Brenna calls her Bluetooth headphones her "ear guys" which makes me think immediately of this
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Our parents and teachers never told us what we were supposed to do if we pointed out that the emperor has no clothes on and we’re labeled “extremists” for stating the obvious.
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Our parents and teachers never told us what we were supposed to do if we pointed out that the emperor has no clothes on and we’re labeled “extremists” for stating the obvious.
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If the composition of the char on a grilled hot dog were listed in the ingredients, it would be illegal to sell because of high levels of nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which are both banned as carcinogens in the EU and US.
Weird!
Weird!
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If the composition of the char on a grilled hot dog were listed in the ingredients, it would be illegal to sell because of high levels of nitrosamines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which are both banned as carcinogens in the EU and US.
Weird!
Weird!
@hankgreen.bsky.social Take THAT, Shaq! (or hyperparous chimeric women with trisomy X, or whoever we decided won that :)
phys.org/news/2025-09...
phys.org/news/2025-09...
The tale of the creature with the most chromosomes
The Atlas blue butterfly, also known as Polyommatus atlantica, has been genetically confirmed as having the highest number of chromosomes out of all multicellular animals in the world.
phys.org
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social Take THAT, Shaq! (or hyperparous chimeric women with trisomy X, or whoever we decided won that :)
phys.org/news/2025-09...
phys.org/news/2025-09...
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I was raised non-religious (lapsed catholic mom and atheist jewish dad) and vacillate between atheist and agnostic and this guy is so much more an obvious ally in the big fight than any reddit atheist. it's not even close.
This dude has it.
We got some generational talent in the party.
We got some generational talent in the party.
August 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I was raised non-religious (lapsed catholic mom and atheist jewish dad) and vacillate between atheist and agnostic and this guy is so much more an obvious ally in the big fight than any reddit atheist. it's not even close.
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Always great to see one of my articles get the @jordanuhl.com treatment!
You could house Chicago's homeless four times over with the money Trump's occupation of the city will cost PER DAY.
Read more: interc.pt/4mEgE6q
✍️ @nickturse.bsky.social 📹 @jordanuhl.com
Read more: interc.pt/4mEgE6q
✍️ @nickturse.bsky.social 📹 @jordanuhl.com
Trump’s Chicago Occupation May Cost 4X More Than Housing City Homeless #politics #trump #chicago
YouTube video by The Intercept
youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Always great to see one of my articles get the @jordanuhl.com treatment!
Scientists have studied H₂O for 4 years and reached a clear conclusion: Water makes us wet.
#Science #ISaidScienceAgain
#Science #ISaidScienceAgain
September 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Scientists have studied H₂O for 4 years and reached a clear conclusion: Water makes us wet.
#Science #ISaidScienceAgain
#Science #ISaidScienceAgain
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Oh lesbian goddesses, let me open the door to one of these ICE tag-teams in Georgia pretending to be Baptist preachers. Please lesbian goddesses, allow me to fulfill my life’s purpose. Let my rage and Biblical scholarship become legend on my grandmother’s Ring cam.
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh lesbian goddesses, let me open the door to one of these ICE tag-teams in Georgia pretending to be Baptist preachers. Please lesbian goddesses, allow me to fulfill my life’s purpose. Let my rage and Biblical scholarship become legend on my grandmother’s Ring cam.
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But see ¶ 16: "No proxy for racial admission will be implemented or maintained. Columbia may not use personal statements, diversity narratives, or any applicant reference to racial identity as a means to introduce or justify discrimination."
Another key piece that is next to impossible to believe now:
July 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But see ¶ 16: "No proxy for racial admission will be implemented or maintained. Columbia may not use personal statements, diversity narratives, or any applicant reference to racial identity as a means to introduce or justify discrimination."
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Columbia should revert to its original name. There’s a real “truth in labeling” feel to calling it King’s College now.
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Columbia should revert to its original name. There’s a real “truth in labeling” feel to calling it King’s College now.
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Imagine being a Columbia alumnus and watching Linda fucking McMahon, the pedo queen of pro wrestling, take a victory lap like this because the other pedos in the administration dogwalked the university and made them eat shit and now they're all having a big laugh about it
Linda McMahon on Columbia settlement: "This is a monumental victory for conservatives who wanted to do things on these elite campuses for a long time because we had such far left-leaning professors."
July 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Imagine being a Columbia alumnus and watching Linda fucking McMahon, the pedo queen of pro wrestling, take a victory lap like this because the other pedos in the administration dogwalked the university and made them eat shit and now they're all having a big laugh about it