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It's (still) illegal to make me feel bad.
Too often I've seen women estimate those numbers as real. Glad to see pushback on obvious exaggeration.
i hear men have gotten carried away with their penis lies. back in my day an averagely endowed fella would claim 8”, a decent & respectable lie. but my friends in the sex app mines say the penis lie inflation is out of control. one guy was apparently claiming 10” for a subway half-footer at best
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Too often I've seen women estimate those numbers as real. Glad to see pushback on obvious exaggeration.
It's funny that Alabama winning tiebreakers to get into the SEC Championship game might keep them out of the playoffs
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's funny that Alabama winning tiebreakers to get into the SEC Championship game might keep them out of the playoffs
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joe buck voice-
oh god yes
oh god yes
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
joe buck voice-
oh god yes
oh god yes
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Broke: Shibata got his brain taken out and put back in
Woke: Harper got his blood taken out and put back in
Woke: Harper got his blood taken out and put back in
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Broke: Shibata got his brain taken out and put back in
Woke: Harper got his blood taken out and put back in
Woke: Harper got his blood taken out and put back in
Maybe my favorite lib post because it shows as much as they are aghast at Trump calling criticism of him treason, the essentially believe the exact same thing about anyone who doesn't explicitly, unflinchingly support Democrats. They'd be far more aggressive authoritarians if they could be
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe my favorite lib post because it shows as much as they are aghast at Trump calling criticism of him treason, the essentially believe the exact same thing about anyone who doesn't explicitly, unflinchingly support Democrats. They'd be far more aggressive authoritarians if they could be
It got one like!
I think I'll bookmark this screenshot to see if it get a single like
Replies disabled LOL
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It got one like!
I think I'll bookmark this screenshot to see if it get a single like
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I think I'll bookmark this screenshot to see if it get a single like
Just saw this video again and my favorite reaction to it is some liberal diehard quoting it with "we could have had the smartest woman EVER as president!" and it's just the same moronic line AIPAC is circulating to even its dumbest advocates
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just saw this video again and my favorite reaction to it is some liberal diehard quoting it with "we could have had the smartest woman EVER as president!" and it's just the same moronic line AIPAC is circulating to even its dumbest advocates
It's always great when you make a point and someone shows up to fully confirm it. This person is spamming submental garbage in the replies of anyone who quoted that Helen person. Naturally his person accepts all Somalis are Trump voters and gets gleeful that Trump is after them
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's always great when you make a point and someone shows up to fully confirm it. This person is spamming submental garbage in the replies of anyone who quoted that Helen person. Naturally his person accepts all Somalis are Trump voters and gets gleeful that Trump is after them
Really is revealing how even though a majority of Somalis didn't vote for Trump, this type of liberal is eager to assume the majority did to side with Trump in brutalizing them
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Really is revealing how even though a majority of Somalis didn't vote for Trump, this type of liberal is eager to assume the majority did to side with Trump in brutalizing them
Generative AI is opening new doors of absolute laziness never before conceived. It's remarkable
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Generative AI is opening new doors of absolute laziness never before conceived. It's remarkable
Condescension and Hillary Clinton: name a more iconic duo
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Condescension and Hillary Clinton: name a more iconic duo
That imbecile student from OU is going to be a senator one day. Calling my shot now because she's the specific kind of stupid and self-important that gets that job
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That imbecile student from OU is going to be a senator one day. Calling my shot now because she's the specific kind of stupid and self-important that gets that job
I've always suspected this is true and why the party is so open to reaction, but it's funny how much of a dullard Gallego comes across as. His thoughts are just completely unironic blue check account engagement bait
4. Now, newly leaked texts—published by a conservative source but confirmed as accurate from Gallego himself—suggest Gallego’s shift may not be a mere political calculation but a reflection of deeper, toxic beliefs that have become far too common in American politics.
You can see the texts here:
You can see the texts here:
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I've always suspected this is true and why the party is so open to reaction, but it's funny how much of a dullard Gallego comes across as. His thoughts are just completely unironic blue check account engagement bait
The reply listing the ingredients stands out because somewhere along the line people got stuck on this idea of "processed" being inherently unhealthy while tons of the "unprocessed" stuff these people prefer isn't actually healthy. The right's particular dietary fixations prove that
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The reply listing the ingredients stands out because somewhere along the line people got stuck on this idea of "processed" being inherently unhealthy while tons of the "unprocessed" stuff these people prefer isn't actually healthy. The right's particular dietary fixations prove that
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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The reason that we reporters are focused so intensely on the L'affair Nuzzi is that, as Olivia notes, it is a basically apocalyptic scandal in the most literal sense of that term: a dropping of masks. It's acting as confirmation of every hideous story anybody's ever told about political journalists
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The reason that we reporters are focused so intensely on the L'affair Nuzzi is that, as Olivia notes, it is a basically apocalyptic scandal in the most literal sense of that term: a dropping of masks. It's acting as confirmation of every hideous story anybody's ever told about political journalists
I had her pegged years ago when she said her idol was Ann Coulter. Congrats on being the second to last horse to cross the finish line, dude. Stick to posting Trump speech clips.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I had her pegged years ago when she said her idol was Ann Coulter. Congrats on being the second to last horse to cross the finish line, dude. Stick to posting Trump speech clips.
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the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the Woke Left wants to force transition Mr Pibb
All of these tech people suffer from the same weakness Elon Musk does: a desperate need to be liked by as many people as possible and that's the loudest possible invitation for people to maximally dislike you
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All of these tech people suffer from the same weakness Elon Musk does: a desperate need to be liked by as many people as possible and that's the loudest possible invitation for people to maximally dislike you
Olivia Nuzzi is the perfect character for this era because everything about her is a giant middle finger to every idea of meritocracy and liberal propriety. We're not even going to pretend any of this isn't just powerful people flattering one another. The worst stereotypes are actually true and good
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is the perfect character for this era because everything about her is a giant middle finger to every idea of meritocracy and liberal propriety. We're not even going to pretend any of this isn't just powerful people flattering one another. The worst stereotypes are actually true and good
Of all the things to hate Nuzzi for, this one is especially funny because it wasn't unnamed sources spreading rumors that forced Biden to not run, it was his brain oozing out of his fucking ears during a televised debate watched by millions that left them shocked
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Of all the things to hate Nuzzi for, this one is especially funny because it wasn't unnamed sources spreading rumors that forced Biden to not run, it was his brain oozing out of his fucking ears during a televised debate watched by millions that left them shocked
This is so funny because if this were true (it's not, the summer polling had him losing states like MN, VA, ME, and NH while literally anyone else performed better), why did Biden drop out to begin with?
I am so mad at everyone who piled on Biden. He could have and WOULD HAVE won. I hope George Clooney and others are happy. Oh right. Clooney has a home in Italy and is mega-rich.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is so funny because if this were true (it's not, the summer polling had him losing states like MN, VA, ME, and NH while literally anyone else performed better), why did Biden drop out to begin with?